55 definitions by cloud
Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.
Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.
But do not go to Essex for a holiday.
Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.
But do not go to Essex for a holiday.
by cloud November 22, 2004
What many people online (MSN, AOL, Various Chatrooms) always abuse. Either speak English or don't speak at all you losers.
"dey normli speek lyk diz" and listen to Hip Hop, and hang around the streets smoking and acting cool.
Also see chav
"dey normli speek lyk diz" and listen to Hip Hop, and hang around the streets smoking and acting cool.
Also see chav
Joe: u dnt know da tru
Joe: you cnt handle da trueth
Me: You can't handle the English Langauge.
Joe: y not?
Me: Point Proven
Joe: you cnt handle da trueth
Me: You can't handle the English Langauge.
Joe: y not?
Me: Point Proven
by cloud November 15, 2004
In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.
So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.
I love UK.
So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.
I love UK.
by cloud November 15, 2004
by cloud March 23, 2005
This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.
They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.
They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.
English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:
SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*
English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*
SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*
SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*
English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*
SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*
by cloud March 12, 2005
The worst media player on the Internet. Buffers at a pathetically slow rate,a nd is so unstable it makes a mentally suicidal woman look normal.
It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.
It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.
by cloud May 18, 2004