11 definitions by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish
A Mexican or Mexican-American with noticeably mixed Indian and Spanish ancestry. They are roughly 50% Indian (aztec, mayan, exct.) and 50% Spanish (either southern or northern Spain). A Mestizo can also have a mix of other European ancestry such as French and sometimes German.
In modern times, a Mestizo's skin color can range from very dark or or light caramel. Many are observed to have black straight hair, and pronounce noses, and often are shorter. Mestizos have almond shaped and black colored eyes. Mestizos make up about 60% of Mexico's population.
Most Mexican-Americans found in the United States fall under this category, thus the term "brown pride" which is used often in west coast cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco.
At times Mestizos can be very light skinned but can have noticeable Indigenous facial features and tan very easily.
In modern times, a Mestizo's skin color can range from very dark or or light caramel. Many are observed to have black straight hair, and pronounce noses, and often are shorter. Mestizos have almond shaped and black colored eyes. Mestizos make up about 60% of Mexico's population.
Most Mexican-Americans found in the United States fall under this category, thus the term "brown pride" which is used often in west coast cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco.
At times Mestizos can be very light skinned but can have noticeable Indigenous facial features and tan very easily.
guy #1: Did you see they new guy at school?
guy #2: yeah, I think he is a Castizo
girl #1: No, dingbat, he is a Mestizo.
guy #2: yeah, I think he is a Castizo
girl #1: No, dingbat, he is a Mestizo.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 29, 2013
T.V. reality star, and fashion designer. Most famous for reality television hits Laguna Beach and The Hills. Likes fugly guys. Most people who become famous usually start dating hotter people, but not her, she seems to be going for uglier and uglier guys as she becomes more well known.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 25, 2011
Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.
If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.
The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.
If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.
The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.
HUSBAND: My mother has offered to buy my ex a house for my (spoiled) daughter, because she is being picked on (imagined) by her cousins while she lives at her aunts house.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish August 29, 2012
A female bully, masculine attitude. Likes to tease guys with her boobs then laugh at them. She likes to use her body to gain advantage over others. She often uses tactics to fool a guy into thinking she is different, then cheats. A girl who harbors envy and likes to pick on respectable smarter girls. Likes to beat other women to the punch by snatching up clothes before anyone has a chance to buy and wear them.
good girl #1: Hey, I just saw a pair of cute boots yesterday. I'm saving up to buy them.
Protagonist: oh that's great (planning on how to ruin girls day)
the next day:
Protagonist: (wearing the boots) Hey, so how do you like my new boots?
good girl #1: (feels bad, trying to pretend its ok) they are great.
good girl #2: wow, what a Letty
Protagonist: oh that's great (planning on how to ruin girls day)
the next day:
Protagonist: (wearing the boots) Hey, so how do you like my new boots?
good girl #1: (feels bad, trying to pretend its ok) they are great.
good girl #2: wow, what a Letty
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 15, 2013