11 definitions by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish
The offspring of the Kardashian clan, or the next generation of lil nigs in the Kardashian/Jenner family.
Half black and half some other race mostly white/black mix with varied results. Usually this breeding is detrimental to the white half because a person's physical value decreases: they are less attractive and not as desirable to other white people. Strangely enough, this mix favored the darker or black half because it improves the typical physical traits found in African lineage. Half Nigs are often seen as far less attractive than their white counterparts.
The offspring of "white guilt" women, who lay with the darkest and ugliest black men they can find.
Half black and half some other race mostly white/black mix with varied results. Usually this breeding is detrimental to the white half because a person's physical value decreases: they are less attractive and not as desirable to other white people. Strangely enough, this mix favored the darker or black half because it improves the typical physical traits found in African lineage. Half Nigs are often seen as far less attractive than their white counterparts.
The offspring of "white guilt" women, who lay with the darkest and ugliest black men they can find.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 28, 2017
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 14, 2013
Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.
If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.
The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.
If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.
The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.
HUSBAND: My mother has offered to buy my ex a house for my (spoiled) daughter, because she is being picked on (imagined) by her cousins while she lives at her aunts house.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish August 29, 2012
Your sisters husband or husband's brother, usually older.
The guy at the family gatherings who makes you uncomfortable by getting drunk, staring and then shamelessly hitting on you then calls you a fat bitch to eveyone else.
Monster In-law is oblivious to the disgusting ways of this child.
The guy with a chip on his shoulder because he can't get it together and hold down a job.
The guy at the family gatherings who makes you uncomfortable by getting drunk, staring and then shamelessly hitting on you then calls you a fat bitch to eveyone else.
Monster In-law is oblivious to the disgusting ways of this child.
The guy with a chip on his shoulder because he can't get it together and hold down a job.
I bumped into my Brother-in-law at the grocery store, he winked at me before his wife came back with grapes, then proceeded to tell her how ugly I am.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 19, 2013
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish February 16, 2014
A light skinned Mexican with yellow or pink undertones and dominant European features. Might have one semi mixed parent, but the other parent is a pure white Mexican, Criollo or Spanish. A white Mexican is also known as a Castizo Mexican, who resembles a pure white European, and might have very little, hidden Indian mix. White Mexicans are lighter than Mestizos and have long narrow heads, smaller facial features and have sharp noses. White Mexicans might have lighter eyes, but not always.
White Mexican women can usually get away with light colored hair, because it compliments their European features.
Most Mexican nationals prefer White Mexicans because there is a underlying racist attitude towards dark Mestizo and Indian people within the Mexican nation.
White Mexican women can usually get away with light colored hair, because it compliments their European features.
Most Mexican nationals prefer White Mexicans because there is a underlying racist attitude towards dark Mestizo and Indian people within the Mexican nation.
mexican girl: My cousin dyed her hair a really light brown/blonde
mexican girl #2: but it looks good, you can't tell its not her real color
mexican girl: yeah, she is a White Mexican, and looks like a European anyway.
mexican girl #2: but it looks good, you can't tell its not her real color
mexican girl: yeah, she is a White Mexican, and looks like a European anyway.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 28, 2013
an ugly troll-like being.
I went to the movies the other day, and a peruanita walked by me in the dark theater room, nearly scared me half to death.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish February 12, 2014