clinker's definitions
by Clinker May 12, 2008
Get the a flock of seagullsmug. by Clinker December 29, 2007
Get the the north coastmug. 
You fucking idiots! Nerds aren't the people you see on the honor roll lists every 9 weeks, and they aren't the people you see marching in the band either, they're the people you see fucking playing Pokemon cards at lunch while talking about low-key social topics like console wars, anime, and politics. Nerds are not fucking smart! When they are at home, they aren't studying at all! They're usually on their computers constantly downloading anime and/or jacking off to hentai pictures that I could probably draw. Some nerds watch so much anime that they wish they were japanese, that is called a wapanese. Nerds are also on message boards constantly bitching about the console wars. They are usually on shithole sites like GameFAQS and Gamespot using "pwned" instead of the real word "owned". They are usually extremely skinny or extremely fat but are defently ugly. These turds also never take showers, so they smell like shit. It is always said that nerds are the bosses of everyone later in life, thats bullshit. Nerds usually either live in their mom's basement for the rest of their lives, or they end up working at Wal Mart for the rest of their lives and spend their money on more anime DVDs and video games, and then go home and STILL bitch about console wars on their computers. At school, some people will feel bad for nerds, but they don't deserve pity, they choose to be this way. Nerds will also hate on rednecks calling them uneducated, but nerds are too stupid to realize that even the redneck kids get better grades than the nerds, and outside school rednecks are actually hard workers who raise animals, own huge fields of fruits and veggies, and fish, and hunt. Thats much better than what the loser nerds do at home. Geeks and dorks are no different from nerds, in fact, they are synonyms. I could go on all day but I'll stop here, and the only people that will vote this down are nerds themselves. Fuck nerds!
Person 1: George W Bush is a crappy president.
Person 2: At least he isn't a nerd or a wapanese!
Person 1: Thats true.
Person 2: At least he isn't a nerd or a wapanese!
Person 1: Thats true.
by Clinker February 23, 2008
Get the nerdmug. by Clinker May 22, 2008
Get the Democrats and Republicansmug. Heres some qualities of a Dixiephile:
1) Someone pretends to talk with a Southern accent.
2) Only listens to music made in the South.
3) Usually eats alot of things considered to be southern food like fried chicken.
4) If someone bashes the South, then the dixiephile is offened him/herself.
1) Someone pretends to talk with a Southern accent.
2) Only listens to music made in the South.
3) Usually eats alot of things considered to be southern food like fried chicken.
4) If someone bashes the South, then the dixiephile is offened him/herself.
by Clinker June 23, 2008
Get the dixiephilemug. by Clinker November 4, 2007
Get the poloticianmug.