clayzerbeam's definitions

Sad Cow

A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.

It's your 21st birthday? Bartender, we'll have one Sad Cow please.

by Clayzerbeam June 20, 2013

Beezy Preezy

Slang for a type of band practice. Mostly used by garage bands. A band practice held in a garage in which you must drink beer, mostly in order to keep creative juices flowing.

We need to write a couple of songs for our upcoming gig... beezy preezy tonight?

by clayzerbeam April 16, 2011