73 definitions by claire

Boots

A chemist, which also sells electrical goods etc. - all hideously overpriced. It is the Chav's store of choice. They do not buy from the store, they steal, then go back to school and brag about it, offering to "nick anything for anybody at a fair price." This is what the common Chav will refer to as a hustle.

Vicky: Yeah, I nicked six fluorescent nail varnishes on Saturday. I'm going again on Monday, so if you want owt nicking let me know yeah?
Derek: Get lost, ingrate.

by claire July 24, 2005

CheetaWhore

Megs

Megs works at a nightclub at night and then screws Cameron by the day :)

by claire September 26, 2003

Fuckityknockers!

An expression of extreme annoyance or frustration.

"Oh fuckityknockers, I've lost me wallet!"

by claire December 2, 2003

swot

A swot is a person who excels in a subject or lesson, who never gets anythink wrong and may be teachers pet. A person who needs to get out more!

You swot! you always get everythink right, you dont have a life

by claire March 27, 2005

differs

a lively happy character who loves to eat chocolate and is the best person i the world. She has a son and a daughter who are married and have one inbred kid, who also married her mother. She is the best person in the world although it is unsure if she is a she or a he.

Differs Rocks my World with a capital R and W!

by claire September 13, 2004

slutacious

a fine female who can wear anything and look bangin. usually has a nice ass and a nice pair of boobs.can also seduce any guy into doing things with/to her.

(Guy)"Damn girl, you are slutacious!" *girl pulls guy to her and starts making out with him*

by claire March 29, 2003

Captain Morgan

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

by claire November 16, 2004