cjavysanchez13's definitions
The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.
Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."
Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."
Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"
Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."
Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"
by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011
Get the Pedestrian Pickmug. A New York Yankee fan's inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization's ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.
An average exchange:
Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"
Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"
Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"
Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."
Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"
Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"
Me - "Ugh..."
Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."
Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"
Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"
Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."
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Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"
Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"
Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"
Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."
Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"
Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"
Me - "Ugh..."
Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."
Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"
Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"
Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."
baseball yankees new york bronx boston evil empire steinbrenner cash money
by cjavysanchez13 October 16, 2011
Get the Yankee Denialmug.