cj's definitions

chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

love shack

Where you go to get your fuck on!!

Last night I took your mom to my love shack and she gave me a double-sided face pounder.

by CJ March 29, 2005

Noblowme

self explainitory, sound it out dip stick

Why don't you Jablowme...

by CJ October 30, 2003

Heroin Cult

A cult of zombie heroin addicts. Nocturnal creatures, they can be seen wandering around bushes at night. They wander in a syncronised fashion, back and forth, separated from each other by upto 40 metres. The more prestigious members will hide in the bushes themselves, and can only be seen at close distances by their white clothing or cigarettes.

Liam: Shall we scout out the skate park?
Si: Nah, man, i can see them moving.
Timian: Where?
Si: In the bushes.
Liam: Fuck, there's one fettled out on the quater pipe.
Timian: Nah. Fuck that. Let's stay here.

by CJ September 5, 2004

dying quivers

breaking chickens neck while the fouls impaled on erect member,thus causing dying quivers. UM UM feels so good

bruce often longed for the day when he would he working on his thesis " THE DYING QUIVERS FIELD TEST"

by cj December 7, 2004

Phat Kid

1. An immature kid, but a cool one all the same.
2. One with temper and boundries.
Leprochanic Elephantas
Nuisance

1. Hey! It's Phat Kid! What's up?
2. Calm down Phat Kid!

by CJ September 9, 2004

p.h.a.t

pretty hot and tempting

that girl is p.h.a.t

by cj April 17, 2003