cj's definitions

zahoor

the ultimate accomplisher. nothing will or can stand in his way!

hes a real Zahoor!!

by cj July 6, 2006

sujah

the bravest tool given to mankind

suajh can help us

by cj October 20, 2003

p.h.a.t

pretty hot and tempting

that girl is p.h.a.t

by cj April 17, 2003

Spiff-a-riffic

An exclamation derived from the word spiffy.

Person 1: "You just won a million dollars and 5 pair of toe socks!"
Person 2: "Spiff-a-riffic!"

by CJ April 11, 2005

love shack

Where you go to get your fuck on!!

Last night I took your mom to my love shack and she gave me a double-sided face pounder.

by CJ March 29, 2005

shit stick

1. A moment when all luck is bad.
2. A cruel insult for someone you hate.

1. I just got beat with the shit stick!2. I am gonna cap yo ass with a 9-, shit stick.

by CJ March 8, 2004

chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004