cj's definitions

sand slinger

When a man cums into the sand on a beach and scoops it up and slings it into the girls face.

CJ unloaded a massive cum shot into the sand at Nags Head N.C. and scooped it up and slung it into the unknowing face of Shelby.

by CJ December 14, 2004

Spiff-a-riffic

An exclamation derived from the word spiffy.

Person 1: "You just won a million dollars and 5 pair of toe socks!"
Person 2: "Spiff-a-riffic!"

by CJ April 11, 2005

p.h.a.t

pretty hot and tempting

that girl is p.h.a.t

by cj April 17, 2003

sujah

the bravest tool given to mankind

suajh can help us

by cj October 20, 2003

chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

love shack

Where you go to get your fuck on!!

Last night I took your mom to my love shack and she gave me a double-sided face pounder.

by CJ March 29, 2005

shit stick

1. A moment when all luck is bad.
2. A cruel insult for someone you hate.

1. I just got beat with the shit stick!2. I am gonna cap yo ass with a 9-, shit stick.

by CJ March 8, 2004