cj's definitions

p.h.a.t

pretty hot and tempting

that girl is p.h.a.t

by cj April 17, 2003

Spiff-a-riffic

An exclamation derived from the word spiffy.

Person 1: "You just won a million dollars and 5 pair of toe socks!"
Person 2: "Spiff-a-riffic!"

by CJ April 11, 2005

zahoor

the ultimate accomplisher. nothing will or can stand in his way!

hes a real Zahoor!!

by cj July 6, 2006

sujah

the bravest tool given to mankind

suajh can help us

by cj October 20, 2003

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004

dying quivers

breaking chickens neck while the fouls impaled on erect member,thus causing dying quivers. UM UM feels so good

bruce often longed for the day when he would he working on his thesis " THE DYING QUIVERS FIELD TEST"

by cj December 7, 2004

Heroin Cult

A cult of zombie heroin addicts. Nocturnal creatures, they can be seen wandering around bushes at night. They wander in a syncronised fashion, back and forth, separated from each other by upto 40 metres. The more prestigious members will hide in the bushes themselves, and can only be seen at close distances by their white clothing or cigarettes.

Liam: Shall we scout out the skate park?
Si: Nah, man, i can see them moving.
Timian: Where?
Si: In the bushes.
Liam: Fuck, there's one fettled out on the quater pipe.
Timian: Nah. Fuck that. Let's stay here.

by CJ September 5, 2004