Maggot infested, falling to pieces, months old item alluded to by Napoleon Dynomite.
Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap?!
His hair looks decroted.
I think you sharted a decroted piece of crap.
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Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.
I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.
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Sexual position when a chick sits on your dick, ass facing you, and rocks her butt back and forth, in a cranking motion.
Yeah Lauren, crank dat ass! Crank it up fucker! Gimme da Cockrank
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The wet ass feeling you get from sitting on vinyl folding chairs. Also known as Slippery Butt Syndrome.
Man now i've got a wet spot on my jeans from severe vinyl ass!
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The result of a stripper with huge tits giving a guy a boxing style haymaker to the face.
I was getting a lap dance the other night when the stripper asks me if i know of a boxer named Holyfield. i said yes and then out of nowhere i get a shot to the face with one of her HUGE tits! now i've got a case of the Boobeye
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A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.
i was prairie dogging earlier and now i've got streaks from the poo crayon.
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The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.
Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!
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