christian's definitions

scooge

That feeling/sound when you take off your shoes and your feet are sore, its like 3 orgasms at once.

Some old man:Need help?
Joey:Its ok, i can scooge on my own
Sam:Dont even scooge in my house.
Grandma:I will urinate on your face
Joey:Wait i have to scooge first
Sam: i said dont scooge in my house!
The Dog: damn thats alot of scooging..

by christian April 26, 2004

dork

anyone alienated from society for being an individual,i.e., derrogatory term used to describe someone or anyone who uses the term " i.e, "

I am a dork, i.e., not afraid to be myself no matter what anyone thinks. Plus I'm 6'2" 225 and can kick your ass!

by Christian June 25, 2003

Argusius

A cool member of HXcs.

If you're 15 and cool.

by Christian July 30, 2003

Have a Phil "Badluck"Barrata episode

When a Big Italian guy is balls deep in Phil B. and he yells out "Daddy No"

So I was balls deep in Phil last night and he had a Phil Badluck Barrata on me.

by christian October 12, 2004

swag

To flaunt ones self nakedness around your house while your parents are away, while dancing and thinking to your friends on msn "he doesnt even know im naked."

Giggling your genitals in front of your animals.
"i need to feel superior to someting"

Brady:Hey my parents arent home
Christian:your swagging arent you
Brady:yes.

by christian April 26, 2004

banana

A large peice of crap covered with yellow piss

Dude, i just made the biggest banana!

by Christian April 21, 2005

bomb ass crank

a word used to describe some potent crack, usually consumed by an african american homeless man...

Did you see that bum with that pipe?
-yes, he was lit.
-he must have smokes some bomb ass crank

by christian January 25, 2005