Christian's definitions

Gbenga

Marijuana, Heroin, Go Fast, Coke, Meth

Lets go smoke that Gbenga

by Christian January 22, 2004

Blunker

stragne fart, with a sound of monstrous proportions, to a regular fart. Usually a powerfull fart, exhaled slowly, sounds like a speedboat engine.

"omg u smell that shit?"
"yeah, was a right blunker that wannit"
"indeed"

by Christian October 1, 2003

banana

A large peice of crap covered with yellow piss

Dude, i just made the biggest banana!

by Christian April 21, 2005

bomb ass crank

a word used to describe some potent crack, usually consumed by an african american homeless man...

Did you see that bum with that pipe?
-yes, he was lit.
-he must have smokes some bomb ass crank

by christian January 25, 2005

swag

To flaunt ones self nakedness around your house while your parents are away, while dancing and thinking to your friends on msn "he doesnt even know im naked."

Giggling your genitals in front of your animals.
"i need to feel superior to someting"

Brady:Hey my parents arent home
Christian:your swagging arent you
Brady:yes.

by christian April 26, 2004

dork

anyone alienated from society for being an individual,i.e., derrogatory term used to describe someone or anyone who uses the term " i.e, "

I am a dork, i.e., not afraid to be myself no matter what anyone thinks. Plus I'm 6'2" 225 and can kick your ass!

by Christian June 25, 2003

ultima

1. A popular series of RPGs.

2. In the Final Fantasy universe, often the most powerful attack spell available to mages.

1. Ultima is a popular series of RPGs.

2. Ultima is ten gallons of kick-ass in a five gallon container.

by Christian May 25, 2004