Christian's definitions

banana

A large peice of crap covered with yellow piss

Dude, i just made the biggest banana!

by Christian April 21, 2005

swag

To flaunt ones self nakedness around your house while your parents are away, while dancing and thinking to your friends on msn "he doesnt even know im naked."

Giggling your genitals in front of your animals.
"i need to feel superior to someting"

Brady:Hey my parents arent home
Christian:your swagging arent you
Brady:yes.

by christian April 26, 2004

bomb ass crank

a word used to describe some potent crack, usually consumed by an african american homeless man...

Did you see that bum with that pipe?
-yes, he was lit.
-he must have smokes some bomb ass crank

by christian January 25, 2005

Neck Dick

When a guy is getting deepthroated by Phil Barrata and you can see a bump in his neck because the penis is so far down the esophogus.

Phil B. said he had a bad case of neck dick after taking that guy home from the bar.

by Christian October 12, 2004

ultima

1. A popular series of RPGs.

2. In the Final Fantasy universe, often the most powerful attack spell available to mages.

1. Ultima is a popular series of RPGs.

2. Ultima is ten gallons of kick-ass in a five gallon container.

by Christian May 25, 2004

scooge

That feeling/sound when you take off your shoes and your feet are sore, its like 3 orgasms at once.

Some old man:Need help?
Joey:Its ok, i can scooge on my own
Sam:Dont even scooge in my house.
Grandma:I will urinate on your face
Joey:Wait i have to scooge first
Sam: i said dont scooge in my house!
The Dog: damn thats alot of scooging..

by christian April 26, 2004

milky licker

Best to describe anyone named Phillip.

Phillip is such as milky licker.

by Christian March 14, 2005