the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.
"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen
, and gave him amazing head
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed
with extra ranch dressing"