1 definition by chowderhead98

1. like if an alien, had sex with cartman from south park and they had little cartman-alien babies.
2. person who is extremely worried because of a sense of impending doom
A: man that dude looks like a calien with all those worry lines on his head
B: yeah, must be thinking about the apocalypse
A: or their thesis
by chowderhead98 October 18, 2010
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