2 definitions by chistoso

As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."
by chistoso November 16, 2006
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Very dark-skinned black person, i.e. obsidian.
Look at those crispy niggers playing basketball in the street. Can you believe this shit?
by chistoso November 8, 2007
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