10 definitions by chimpypete

a woman with a persecution complex

an example of a british phone number

the poorest excuse for music since rolf harris. the white stripes' music consists of the same drum beat repeated an infinite number of times, accompanied by the simplest and most annoying guitar riff ever. or a tambourine. or whatever other fucking gay instrument the white stripes found in their garage last week.

the people who listen to the white stripes are generally people with no musical taste whatsoever, or such a desperate desire for attention that they talk all kinds of shit to get noticed. these people will most likely be an activist of some kind.

a term for an attractive person who has been kidnapped. usually used when you wish that you had had the good fortune to be the kidnapper.

a newspaper that comes under fire a lot, simply because it has the nerve to say what everyone has been thinking all along. campaigning against issues like foreign people and disobedient women, the daily mail is a shining cornerstone of british society.

someone so desperate to force their own self-righteous views on everyone else that they will whine and complain and protest about ridiculous and un-important things like 'a man in australia who kicked a dog once' or 'people who say mean things'.

these people are so busy doing this that they will forget to do things that are important, like wash or buy proper clothes

the poorest excuse for music since rolf harris. the white stripes' music consists of the same drum beat repeated an infinite number of times, accompanied by the simplest and most annoying guitar riff ever. or a tambourine. or whatever other fucking gay instrument the white stripes found in their garage last week.

the people who listen to the white stripes are generally people with no musical taste whatsoever, or such a desperate desire for attention that they talk all kinds of shit to get noticed. these people will most likely be an activist of some kind.