5 definitions by chimpypete
by chimpypete May 22, 2007
the art of masturbating in front of your girlfriend, who then has to jump and land open mouthed on your penis. she scores more points if no semen escapes.
by chimpypete February 8, 2008
some fuckin brown soily shit, which the user rams under their top lip to put nicotine into their gums and therefor their bloodstream. banned in the EU (thank fuck), snus is one step down from being a smoker, and is only really likely to give you mouth cancer and make you look like a chipmunk
the scandinavians only contributions to the world are meatballs and snus. that's a pretty shit legacy
by chimpypete February 8, 2008
a newspaper that comes under fire a lot, simply because it has the nerve to say what everyone has been thinking all along. campaigning against issues like foreign people and disobedient women, the daily mail is a shining cornerstone of british society.
before i read the daily mail i had no idea that immigrants were responsible for the titanic
when my wife gets out of line i like to beat her with my copy of the dail mail
when my wife gets out of line i like to beat her with my copy of the dail mail
by chimpypete February 14, 2008
the poorest excuse for music since rolf harris. the white stripes' music consists of the same drum beat repeated an infinite number of times, accompanied by the simplest and most annoying guitar riff ever. or a tambourine. or whatever other fucking gay instrument the white stripes found in their garage last week.
the people who listen to the white stripes are generally people with no musical taste whatsoever, or such a desperate desire for attention that they talk all kinds of shit to get noticed. these people will most likely be an activist of some kind.
the people who listen to the white stripes are generally people with no musical taste whatsoever, or such a desperate desire for attention that they talk all kinds of shit to get noticed. these people will most likely be an activist of some kind.
by chimpypete February 15, 2008