chilli ring's definitions

alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.

What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

Chilli ring

red-hot anus, after getting rimmed by a eater of hot curry. The opposite of Chilly ring

That asian girl's nice and kinky- she milked my nuts and gave me a chilli ring

by chilli ring November 5, 2009

wink

when a skirt wearing girl quickly crosses her legs and gives a quick upskirt

Me and Doug watching a girl in a bar, she crosses her legs, flashing some panty...Doug says 'she just winked at me'

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

Mulderism

Mulderism: an expression used by Fox Mulder of X files fame

"how do you define normal?' -was that a question or a Mulderism

by chilli ring November 5, 2009

blog-jacker

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger. Blog-jackers rarely have their own blog- for fear of being blog-jacked themselves

posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger

by chilli ring November 7, 2009

Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card

Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

Brown bangle

After a hard, deep anal fisting session, there should be a brown ring around your wrist- this is a 'Brown bangle' and should be worn with pride!
More adventurous folk will sport a Brown Armband

Hey Kev, saw that bitch of yours limping aroung town yesterday...
I rolled up my sleeve to show him my brown bangle- nuff said

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009