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Definitions by chilli ring

alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.
What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'
alabama mousetrap by chilli ring November 12, 2009

cock crank 

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.
Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief
cock crank by chilli ring November 12, 2009

guestbook bagger 

A person who finds guestbooks with no entries on social networking sites such as Netlog and 'bags' them by being first to comment. Usually done to, mistakenly, increase their self-worth.
Scratching around on Netlog last night, that TurkStud100002 is a right Guestbook bagger- he's beaten me to all the new profiles!
guestbook bagger by chilli ring November 10, 2009

copper chink 

in the uk the lowest denomination coins are 1 and 2 pence, made of copper. Copper chink is that awful sound when a stingy person drops a couple of coppers into a donation box.
Also can be used as copper chinker, chinked,chinkee, chinkess etc.
'It was a free gig, but they passed around the hat afterwards for the band'
'Bet Charlie gave generously'
'Copper chink -can you believe that guy!'
copper chink by chilli ring November 10, 2009
GAC: acronym for 'guilty as charged', used on several occasions in 'Cougar Town' series one, episode seven
Jeez just been in the can and there's an eight-ounce floater-who did'nt flush?
A hand went up....'GAC' said the shy girl
GAC by chilli ring November 7, 2009

ha-sip ha-sip

ha-sip ha-sip :Thai/ English expression means 50-50
Is that a girl or a guy?
hmmm... ha-sip ha-sip
arggh ladyboy!
ha-sip ha-sip by chilli ring November 7, 2009

blog-jacker 

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger. Blog-jackers rarely have their own blog- for fear of being blog-jacked themselves
posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger
blog-jacker by chilli ring November 7, 2009