3 definitions by chef's special

cument

a soft scrotal glue, produced by aggresive fondling and/or stroking of an engorged phallus, that hardens on setting, usually upon an enthused female's body; excellent for attaching random items to one's partner

"Yo Chad! You should've been there last night! I Supermanned Karen with some of my Grade A cument!"

by chef's special April 22, 2021

the chef's special

when you cum in someone's mouth and there's a little bit of blood in it as well

Girl: "IS THAT BLOOD IN YOUR CUM WTF, ARE YOU DYING, AM I GONNA GET YOUR DISEASE NOW EWWW"
Guy: "Thought I'd serve you the chef's special tonight ;)"
Girl: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR YOU FREAK!"

by chef's special April 22, 2021

Eshna

She is the most amazing sweet pretty cuteness overload hottie in the planet! She is the best at everything she does and she is always the life of the party. She is a she/her. Friends must be good friends with her and always remember her birthday. If they do not, they are not good friends enough. When she is not being amazing, she is still being wonderful. Basically she is always very osm. How many more compliments can one give to this sweet angel of God? Never enough. She is too funny and cute and her smile will always make you feel happy! She is not a good cook.

Guy 1: Woah who's that gorgeous babez?
Eshna: Hi it's me eshna! My birthday is on 1st September. Don't forget!
Guy 1: Got it. Shaadi?
Eshna: Fuck off. But okay fine.

by chef's special July 25, 2021