3 definitions by cheepnis05

When drunk/passed out, and a person vomits, pisses, and shits the bed.
Droopalong was so drunk last night, he pulled a hat trick in his own bed. I say we burn his mattress while he's at the laundromat.
by cheepnis05 June 4, 2013
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When a female has very nice or large breasts but wears clothing or has a posture that conceals them.
That girl who plays 'Erin' on "The Office" has quite a stealth rack
by cheepnis05 August 5, 2012
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The popular choice to pin the blame for any and all failures, the bandwagoning of a scapegoat.
Barack Obama is the primary scapewagon for conservatives, everything is his fault regardless of the facts.
by cheepnis05 February 13, 2017
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