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11. po
A timid creature from the middle east terrorist also native to a small council estate in Runcorn. Has tendencies to mate at will regardless of the standard of the chosen mate. You can tell a po by its mating call that sounds like "you alright there how you doing?" be wary of this creature as it has a defective dna strand that results in irractic and inexplainable actions.
Passing hockey ball into friends face.
Dogging with Goofy
by chav Apr 8, 2005 share this
10. cowboy
To aledgedly take money from well known charities, also to go for a meal not pay then eat what everyone doesn't.
Children in need takings.
night out at the Royal Tandoori House
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by chav Apr 8, 2005 share this
9. bilend
Derived from bell end
You're just a bilend, mate!
by chav Mar 27, 2005 share this
8. stripey
Someone that is facinated by the music of the 'White Stripes' and teh american new gararge rock scene
stripeys or stripes are common in indie clubs and the internet
by Chav Jan 8, 2005 share this
7. stroker
A person that likes 'the Strokes' band's music (or similar indie music) and is also considered a wanker because of it.
he is such a f*cking indie boy stroker
by Chav Jan 8, 2005 share this
6. turniphead
Someone with a head shaped like a brussel spout
he looks like a turniphead - the gay there that has a head shaped exactly like a brussel sprout
by Chav Jan 8, 2005 share this
5. tits
occurrences of (normally) two arge soft lumpy sections on a womans body. They are located on the front side of the torso below the head and above the waist and are reasonably symmetrical
many examples of chests exist and they vary between ages considerably
by Chav Jan 8, 2005 share this
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