deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

by Char H January 11, 2006

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bat jacking

A masturbation technique where a male masturbator rolls back onto his shoulders, with his body in the air over his face for the purposes of either giving himself a cum facial or eating his own load. Since the masturbator is essentially upside down, he takes on the appearance of a sleeping bat.

"I'm not flexible enough to suck myself off, so in order to cum in my own mouth, I have to resort to bat jacking"

by Char H January 08, 2006

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everythingathon

A large orgy where everything/anything goes.

I think the neighbors are having another all-night everythingathon.

by Char H January 11, 2006

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spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 08, 2006

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shindiggered

1. Bemused amazement
2. Conned, robbed
3. Screwed, in trouble
I have no idea how I came up with this term...it just popped out of my mouth about ten years ago, and I have been using it and passing it on ever sice.

1. "Well, I'll be shindiggered!"
2. Guy one: "How's your new car working out?"
Guy two: "Crappy. I got shindiggered on the deal."
3. "If I don't get home before curfew, I'll be
shindiggered for sure!"

by Char H January 08, 2006

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