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Mars is the name of the most amazing human being you will ever meet. They deserve so much love and kindness, more than you could ever imagine. They're the funniest, most likeable person in all of their friend groups, and anyone named Mars can be described as the most amazing human being in the world, everything about them is perfect. They have an addicting personality, EXTREMELYYY LOYAL AND KIND, but they can also be mean and scary if you're a fucking bitch!! (which is very fucking hot!!) Mars is very creative, with an amazing sense of humour. They are extremely thoughtful, sweet and loving. The perfect s/o or friend. Mars is so fucking hot, off the scale, it should be illegal. Anyone dating Mars is extremely lucky in so many ways, and no one should ever take Mars for granted. All in all, Mars is definitely the best person you'll ever meet.
Person 1-Oh godddd, I think i'm in love with Mars!
Person 2-Dont be an idiot, you're not special....

Person 1-What?
Person 2-I mean, Isn't everyone?
by celestesbigdick April 15, 2021
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