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christition

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"
"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."
by Cds June 15, 2004
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slug

Cole Hutto's mispronounciation of the word 'slut'.
Get out of the way, slug!
by Cds January 17, 2004
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Pocket g's

The nuts. Used mostly for Texas Hold 'Em. It is common for people to say "gg" after knocking someone out. When this occurs, the one who won the pot held Pocket g's for the nuts.
Any two cards can be pocket g's.
*** RIVER *** 9c 4c 6s 2h 9d
Villain: bets 9402 and is all in
Hero: calls 9402
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Villain: shows Th Td (Two pair, Tens and Nines)
Hero: shows 9h 4s (Full house, Nines full of Fours)
Hero collected 19304 from pot
Hero: gg

Hero held Pocket g's with 49o
by Cds January 1, 2008
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Josh

a really sweet guy with an optimistic personality. He has total swag and
is fun to be around. Smart, funny, and has complete awesomeness and always

knows how to cheer someone up. Can be the best guy friend you'll ever have!
person: "who's the guy with the awesome swag?"
person: "oh yeah that would be josh!"
by CDS October 23, 2013
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bad beat

In poker, usually, it is when you lose a hand that seemed like it was going to win to a person who got extremely lucky.

Usually followed by a very pointless bad beat story
The biggest bad beat I can remember is when I had pocket queens and the flop was:

Q44. The other guy had KJ and caught two runner Kings for the higher full house.

I was 99.4% favored to win the pot.
by Cds April 18, 2005
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landmine

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.
Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!
by Cds February 4, 2004
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funnt

That movie was pretty funnt.
by Cds February 18, 2003
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