57 definitions by catfight12

falsetograph

A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.

- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

comFITition

Between 2 female friends, the competition to see who's more fit after having had X number of children

i don't think i can go on with the comFITition.. i miss twinkies.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

user friendly

A type of freeloader that is "friendly" because s/he's using you for money/help/maybe even sex

- i'm sick of that fucker robb, has anyone noticed that when the bill comes he takes at least 3 minutes to take a dollar out of his wallet?
- he's user friendly. he's always hoping our change will cover his bill.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

princess syndrome

When a girl is deluded in thinking that she is a 'princess' & everyone else--such as her friends, family, & peers, are of secondary or little importance.

I wonder if Paris Hilton still suffers from the princess syndrome after her grandfather claimed that he's changing his will & no longer leaving his children & grandchildren his riches but rather, donating them to charity.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

fag, you're it!

(like "tag, you're it!")

A gay people habit of labelling others as gay, even when they're not gay

perez hilton loves playing the game fag, you're it!

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

ASG

(acronym)

After-Sex Glow

- Brooke, what have you been using on your skin? You've been glowing the whole week
- ASG ;}
- Is that like, Estee Lauder?
- Nope
- Anti...sagging.............grease?
- After-Sex Glow :}

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

fartmanteau

Derived from the word portmanteau, which is when 2 different words are joined to create another word (e.g. fantabulous, which is the combination of fantastic & fabulous), fartmanteau is when the made-up word falls under toilet humor .

Dude 1: Duuuuude, I thought up another word today while smoking out. Shitarded. It's when something is both shitty & retarded.
Dude 2: That's dope.
Dude 1: No...That's a fartmanteau, my friend.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009