carson's definitions
by Carson December 31, 2004
Get the cahsonmug. 1) very good. intact.*
2) extremely tasty food substance.*
*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.
2) extremely tasty food substance.*
*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.
1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"
2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"
2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"
by Carson January 22, 2004
Get the schmackinmug. Person 1: "Hey! Look at that odd looking structure."
Person 2: "Oh chode monkey, don't ya know, thats an ooblyatta."
Person 1: "Mommy mommy I cut my poop lip on the ooblyatta."
Person 2: "Oh chode monkey, don't ya know, thats an ooblyatta."
Person 1: "Mommy mommy I cut my poop lip on the ooblyatta."
by Carson December 6, 2004
Get the ooblyattamug. An interjection that is used when done with a reminecint story, the story can be good or bad, if bad you might be associated with a wiseass.
by Carson December 17, 2004
Get the good timesmug. 1. An exceptionally stupid feline given to fits of random gay sounding yelling.
2. Exclamation made when one has just witnessed more stupidity in five seconds than one would normally be expected to experience in an entire lifetime.
2. Exclamation made when one has just witnessed more stupidity in five seconds than one would normally be expected to experience in an entire lifetime.
1. Reddinger indicated strenuously and cacophonously that he did not want pickles or onions on his sandwich.
2. "Wha...REDDINGER! What the hell are you doing?!"
2. "Wha...REDDINGER! What the hell are you doing?!"
by Carson December 30, 2004
Get the reddingermug. 1.A word akin to blarg meaning annoyance.
2. The proverbial gift of gab, as shown by the ancient celtics.
2. The proverbial gift of gab, as shown by the ancient celtics.
by Carson November 2, 2004
Get the blarneymug. A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.
Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss.
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!
by Carson September 25, 2014
Get the green pissmug.