carson's definitions

grungle nutter

a person who picks at his/her ass hair after they have wiped there ass and they know there are still little pieces of shit in the ass hair called grungle nut

you are such a fucking grungle nutter bod, u pick ur ass all day.

by carson May 13, 2005

izzy

The most gosu 1337 wc3 player in teh history of woahcraft tree. He pwn's all of azeroth with his 1337 orc skizillz. Adored by many, such as Talic and Obie, the two noob brothers.

Omg33 that's IzzY of Azeroth, he is the greatest wc3 player evar! Autograph przz!

by Carson August 9, 2004

street booger

someone who is always hanging out in the same place

Those assholes that are always down at the corner store

by Carson March 1, 2004

cahson

The name "Carson" when pronounced by a Bostonian.

"Cahson, siddown. Quit smilin'."

by Carson December 31, 2004

ooblyatta

An undescribable structure in shape, size, and proportion.

Person 1: "Hey! Look at that odd looking structure."
Person 2: "Oh chode monkey, don't ya know, thats an ooblyatta."

Person 1: "Mommy mommy I cut my poop lip on the ooblyatta."

by Carson December 6, 2004

good times

An interjection that is used when done with a reminecint story, the story can be good or bad, if bad you might be associated with a wiseass.

person 1 a.k.a. mike:remember that time tim's grandma died?
person 2 a.k.a. jim: yeah, good times.

by Carson December 17, 2004

reddinger

1. An exceptionally stupid feline given to fits of random gay sounding yelling.

2. Exclamation made when one has just witnessed more stupidity in five seconds than one would normally be expected to experience in an entire lifetime.

1. Reddinger indicated strenuously and cacophonously that he did not want pickles or onions on his sandwich.

2. "Wha...REDDINGER! What the hell are you doing?!"

by Carson December 30, 2004