Definitions by carson
green piss
A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.
Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss.
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!
green piss by Carson September 25, 2014
grungle nutter
a person who picks at his/her ass hair after they have wiped there ass and they know there are still little pieces of shit in the ass hair called grungle nut
grungle nutter by carson May 13, 2005
cahson
reddinger
1. An exceptionally stupid feline given to fits of random gay sounding yelling.
2. Exclamation made when one has just witnessed more stupidity in five seconds than one would normally be expected to experience in an entire lifetime.
2. Exclamation made when one has just witnessed more stupidity in five seconds than one would normally be expected to experience in an entire lifetime.
1. Reddinger indicated strenuously and cacophonously that he did not want pickles or onions on his sandwich.
2. "Wha...REDDINGER! What the hell are you doing?!"
2. "Wha...REDDINGER! What the hell are you doing?!"
good times
An interjection that is used when done with a reminecint story, the story can be good or bad, if bad you might be associated with a wiseass.
good times by Carson December 17, 2004