3 definitions by carguy311

Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Pull The Goalie

The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.

Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Portuguese Fisherman

During the act of having vaginal sex with a woman. Pull out your dick and now that it smells like fish, begin smacking her in the face with it while holding your junk by the shaft, acting as if you're reeling in a big fish. All the while yelling, "I got a live one here!"

I pulled a Portuguese Fisherman on that chick last night. By the time I was done her face smelled like dead fish, I had to kick her outta bed!

by carguy311 July 29, 2018