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A person looking for the easiest way to win but gets salty or makes excuses for losing . A cheap skate for sure when it comes to money. Often claims to be on diet, and only gets water at resturants to save a "buck". Will only text message you back every couple of days due to the fear of Roaming Fee's.
Look at that dirty assin, always trying to save a dollor...

(DIRTY ASSIN) " WHAT MAN THE WATER IS FREE "
by cargo pants pussy wogg June 28, 2013
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