3 definitions by captain_euphemism

Top Definition
A unit of effort equivalent to the energy required for a 96-lb male to walk up three flights of stairs at 8:35 in the morning.
Naw, that's at least 12.5 Gergens of effort.
by captain_euphemism January 08, 2011
Appending "lol" to the end of a message in an attempt to dampen its seriousness or creepiness. Usually does not work.

Variant of "tailgating"
What? Lolgating does not make that ok!
by captain_euphemism January 12, 2011
The Thonet is a unit equivalent to four layers of clothing on the upper body, as defined by IEEE 2745.2B. This may include, but is not limited to, T-shirts, undershirts, "wifebeaters", sweatshirts, sweaters, coats, jackets, polos, basketball jerseys, vests, tuxedos, overalls, tunics, raincoats, parkas, jumpsuits, and turtlenecks.
Dude, why are you wearing an entire Thonet when it's 65 degrees out?" "The ladies love the layers, that's why. Hold my V-neck while I slip into this denim jacket here."
by captain_euphemism January 28, 2011

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