10 definitions by captain phoenix
The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.
Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)
by captain phoenix April 30, 2006
excerpt & interpretation from mary jane's last dance:
SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.
the indiana boys' first toke
I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.
Tom's (?) first toke
SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.
he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:
LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.
come on
I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.
kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)
that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
SHE MOVED DOWN HERE,
AT THE AGE OF 18,
SHE BLEW THEM BOYS AWAY,
WAS MORE THAN THEY'D SEEN.
the indiana boys' first toke
I WAS INTRODUCED AND WE BOTH STARTED GROOVIN'.
Tom's (?) first toke
SHE SAID I DIG YA BABY BUT I GOT TO BE MOVIN,
ON.
KEEP MOVIN' ON.
he liked it because it treated him well
eventually, though, he has to give it up:
LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE,
ONE MORE TIME TO KILL THE PA-AIN.
come on
I FEEL SUMMER CREEPIN' IN,
AND I'M,
TIRED OF THIS TOWN AGA-AIN.
kind of confusing personification. here's my guess:
"summer"=best time of the year; most comfortable weather
therefore "summer" is the euphoric high, slowing "creeping" into his system
"town"=could be a lot of things:
1) the boring indiana town, whose boredom he escapes through smoking, however, more likely:
2) the "down" state; not being high (could be an anagram?)
that should get you guys started. this is taking forever and i have class. figure the rest out on your own.
by captain phoenix April 24, 2006
Brand of flying discs (NOT Frisbee), and probably the most popular among ultimate players. Best-seller is the 175 gram Ultrastar.
by captain phoenix May 9, 2006
The most highly-reguarded throw in ultimate. Usually reserved for true ultimate players. Low release gets more cool points, especially as a break throw.
by captain phoenix April 30, 2006
Natural Born Killers. Unbelieveably underated Oliver Stone flick (writing credits to Quentin Tarantino) about two serial killers and how the media will go so low as to glorify their atrocities in the hopes of making a quick buck. Came out of the magical year of 1994 with such classics as The Shawshank Redemption and Forrest Gump (and Pulp Fiction?). Recently made Entertainment Weekly's 25 most controversial films of all time, reeling in the #8 spot, likely due to the incredibly graphic nature of violence depicted (for its time) and the murder trials soon thereafter in which the murderers claimed they were emulating the main characters from NBK.
by captain phoenix June 27, 2006
The fastest way to puke/give yourself alcohol poisoning from beer: in immediate succession, disc, shotgun, funnel. If done properly, 7 beers in under a minute.
by captain phoenix May 9, 2006
NO! A beer bong is the home-made pressure release valve (basically two straws and a cover) placed on top of a long neck to effectively shotgun the long neck. The thing with the tubing and a funnel is a funnel...in case you couldn't get the connection.
Once you release your thumb from the shorter straw on the beer bong, the pressure releases, causing air to rush into the long neck and force beer out like a fire hose.
by captain phoenix June 27, 2006