29 definitions by captain poopypants
A saying used as a rebuttle for when someone voices their ideas about the type of individual you are, or the quality of your work.
I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but ah, you don't look like much to me. Opinions vary.
by captain poopypants November 20, 2004
a third party hired to "run the show". They have final say, and are basically hired as a consultant of such things as bar staff, security and bouncers, bar design, attitude, and alcohol. They have no affiliation with the club other than that they are there to striaghten up the mess. For a nice buick call....
by captain poopypants November 30, 2004
The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business. (editors note: Wade garrett is the best)
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
by captain poopypants November 20, 2004
a high class way of saying credit card. Usuallyy said when paying for cocktails at the bandstand. Usually a credit card golden in color symbolizing that it is a premium customer.
How about some gold plastic.
by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
A stylish man who wears suits with the sleeves rooled up. Someone who hangs out with a nerd and a greasy jock. Someone who has converse hightops, bleached blonde hair, and who scams his principal every episode.
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004