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absolute alpha fucking chad godfucking damn massive schlong epic at basketball just good at everything man but also ugly as shit and dumb
Jeff Bezos: "Wow man you're such a Jasper!"
Elon Musk: "Thank you, now suck my dick goddammit."
by captain cuck 2323 February 11, 2021
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