translation: Christian, or anointed one. A truly remarkable human being. One of the only people in history to really be the greatest without ever having done anything of real significance, except, of course, be Shaston. Just knowing Shaston brightens others' lives and they don't even know why. Just being around Shaston will have your head spinning with their natural beauty, extreme confidence, and awesome breath. Go out and meet Shaston today, for a brighter future.
Mother Theresa, Princess Diana (even they don't compare because for them to be great they did many wonderful things. Shaston just came into being.)