c mart's definitions

Bike Ninja

A bike cop, that hides in bushes and alley-ways looking for completely innocent students, and gives them MIP's etc.

Did you see that bike ninja tackle Eric a while ago.

Yea that ninja needs a stick poked through his spokes.

by C MART October 5, 2005

bootjack

(n) to make long voyages to get trim or beer, and having a handicap or even a cast on your leg (bootjack)!

Man! Did you get some trim with that bootjack on!
Eric bootjacked it, all the way across the beach to get some strange.

by C MART September 29, 2005

schedule your agenda

The yuppy version of Get R Dun. Made up on the way to branson, By some kick ass students from Republic, MO

Hey Eric, schedule your agenda.
Jeff has really got his agenda scheduled.

by C MART October 5, 2005

strong drunk

To do everything stronger then what you would do when your sober.

Man that eric guy is pushin me around, what a strong drunk.
Have the strong drunks left yet?

by C MART October 1, 2005

Bio Kinetics

A Place that pays you to take medicine for money. Located in Springfield, Mo.

Dude 1: Hey man you gonna be at the kegger this weekend?
Lab rat 1: Neh i got Bio kinetics.
Dude 1: Oh well next weekend i have a free beer party.
Lab rat 1: I have Bio Kinetics then too.

by C MART December 28, 2005

Mint tingle

A condom that people give out in South Padre at the clubs. They are really slimey. They smell minty.

Mint tingle is the perfect after dinner breathe mint.

by C MART October 8, 2005

cant phase

When you acomplish something and you want to look cool afterwards you say " Cant Phase"

How do you like that shit, Cant phase.
I just dunked on your face " cant phase"

by C MART October 5, 2005