3 definitions by butsecks

Chinknese

Describing someone that is so into asian culture that it seriously pisses the shit out of you or you are totally weirded out by them

Joe: Yo, you wanna come over after school today and chill?
Jin ChukDo Lee: You know how my parents are... they're so fuckin chinknese
Joe: What, they want you to wrap dumplings or some shit for dinner? LOL
Jin ChukDo Lee: Yea...
Joe: ...

by butsecks January 26, 2015

Confucianass

When your parents say some stupidass "Famous Chinese Quote" to make you do shit or to prove their point. Originates from the reference Confucius who was a chinese philosopher that our asian parents seem to worship as the great fatass buddha.

Michael: Hey mom, I got a 94 on my math test!
ChunChick YuNao: WHAT? Where de fuck are the other 6 points?!??
Michael: Umm... it's still an A mom. Chill.
ChunChick YuNao: HA? Well if one fish say to the tree, climb the mountain, does the water jump too?
Michael: ....the fuck....
ChunChick YuNao: When the sun cast shadow on Great Wall of China, the roly polys hide
Michael: Mom stop talking Confucianass
ChunChick YuNao: Well, If the black man says that 9 + 10 =21, do you berieve him?
Michael: Thats simple math mom...
ChunChick YuNao: You Stupid! No wonder you get 94 on math test you stupid son
Michael: ....fuck this. My family is so dam Chinknese

by butsecks January 26, 2015

Negromale

Much like blackmail, but I shit in your coffee instead of expose you publicly.

I betta gets it befo' da 19th or Iz negromale yer punk ass.

by butsecks December 9, 2008