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1.
1. someone who thinks or acts like you wish you had the balls too
2. A person whos sexual ideas kicks your little morals in the teeth
That freakboy is such a 'perv' look at him making out with that 15 year old girl, gezzz he is 38, well at least he aint a pedofile.
by but its not porn February 01, 2004
 
2.
someone who ideas both sexually and socially are greatly different from the 'moral' majority and they act upon their desires to satisfy only theirselves
2. more twisted than a standard pervert
James will embarrass you if you take him to the farm with his deviant behavior.
by but its not porn February 01, 2004
 
3.
to steal
as in the tv minister Creflo A Dollar
urban origin
ripoff
Manzz dont axe fo sheet, creflo dat motherfucka.
by but its not porn February 01, 2004
 
4.
to creflo, steal, scam
That fat sweating tv minister ripoff my momma, I'm gonna get my deviant friend James after him.
by but its not porn February 01, 2004
 
5.
to be masterbated, get hand job, slang usually used by a pedofile
In the 1930's teachers could get willy wiggles for a nickle.
"He asked me to give him a willy wiggle, so i played with his thingy, it must have gott mad because it got real big and red, but then it got sick and threw up all over me and shriveled up and got small. I was sad i made it sick, but Mr. Thorton didnt seem to mind."
by but its not porn February 01, 2004