When you strap a dildo on your forehead and then fuck your girl with it, like a unicorn on amphetamines
Got so fucked up last night, I gave my girl the screwnicorn trick.
The act of Slapping a girls has so hard it leave a hand print like when you were in school and traced your hand to make a turkey around thanksgiving. After you smack her ass, you gobble like a turkey.
Her ass so fine its deserving of a turkey face.
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