18 definitions by burbman1969

prick jagger

the lead singer in a punk rolling stones cover band kills the drummer after the 1st encore

hey look, prick jagger killed charlie. they're gonna need a new drummer for tomorrow night. that singer is such a prick

by burbman1969 October 24, 2020

hey, let's watch cunt court. i love that fucking bitch!

by burbman1969 October 23, 2020

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am

come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

your girlfriend likes to go a round with your nuts before getting down to the fucking

come on honey. take of your underwear. im down for some sack boxing. im gonna clobber those balls of yours.then we fuck

by burbman1969 December 4, 2020

im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!

by burbman1969 April 15, 2021

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street

aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby

by burbman1969 January 28, 2021