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abbreviation: Direct Turd Vapour. A fart that is so rich and stinky that one is assured the stench emanates directly from a turd sitting near the anus. Traditionally, within an hour of D.T.V offence, the offender will be required to use the bathroom to evacuate the turd.
noun. Jerry's fart was so smelly, I was certain that it was D.T.V.

verb. Jesus Christ Jerry! Quit D.T.V.-ing over there!
by bunger15 June 5, 2010
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A microwave dinner. The name refers to the plastic tray in which these meals are typically served and their traditionally "shitty" taste.
Jerry enjoys eating shit trays for dinner.

Goddammit Jerry! Watch your sodium intake with those shit trays.
by bunger15 June 6, 2010
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