3 definitions by bulldozer conquers all!

Chavist

Any one of the 50 million people who hold even a vague hatred for the 10 million tax dodging ASBO-magnetic council-estate dwelling fiends now labelled chavs, though originally known as scallies.

Oy whatcha doin cummin ontoh my ghetto turf! u sum kinda chavist!

by bulldozer conquers all! February 28, 2005

BEAST

The absolute tippety-top cream of the crop bona-fide awesomely supermodel alike attractive woman.

Oh my god! Look at that Natalie. Shes an absolute BEAST!

by bulldozer conquers all! March 2, 2005

ASBO-magnet

An ASBO-magnet is a scruffy, filthy council-estate dwelling troll species, otherwise known as Scallies, Townies, chavs or in Glasgow, Neds. ASBO itself stands for Anti-social Behaviour Order and is issued by the police to little Hitler/tyrants such as scallies, theives, vandals and other lowlife scum. The fact that so many mini-evils are now being allocated ASBOs is leading to the idea that ASBOs are now seen as a status symbol by these small crustacions. The more ASBOs and court appearances theyhave under their belt, or mini-skirt or le coq sportif trackies, the greater respect they have from other less demonic lowlife.

Look at that piece of shit, ASBO-magnet, Joey Styles. Look at it!

by bulldozer conquers all! March 2, 2005