Definitions by bubba

flatulence 

An ambulance specialized in care for steamroller accident victims. Definition is too short, my ass.

Oh no, Bubba got run over by that steamroller. Quick, get a flatulence!

flatulence by Bubba July 7, 2004

Spit Roast 

See Position 45

2 of the homies spit roasted this biznitch last night

Spit Roast by Bubba May 10, 2004

Prefect 

An excellent, thoughtful poster to a web board.

To write an amazingly good post to web board.

Coined in honor of the best poster on tigernet, FordPrefect.

He's a real Prefect.

He really prefected that issue.

Prefect by Bubba May 6, 2004

jagermeister 

Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.

IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.

jagermeister by bubba May 5, 2004

Does the carpet match the drapes? 

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

Does the carpet match the drapes? by bubba May 5, 2004

Alien Abduction 

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.

Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.

Alien Abduction by bubba May 4, 2004

puss

Adj. Superlative descriptor usually used alone as an exclaimation of supreme appreciation.

See also tits

Check out that hummer dude. Puss!

puss by bubba May 4, 2004