25 definitions by bryan18

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A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.
The XhardxcoreX emo boy shoved a heavy flow tampon up his ass before going to school.
by bryan18 August 15, 2005
Guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Also a solo artist as of recently. Very creative, uses a lot of heavy distortion, compression, and delay effects.
Frusciante plays economically on the pepper's studio albums, but has some wicked solos on their live ones.
by bryan18 August 07, 2005
Best sport ever, probably the only sport worth participating in because the players and coaches aren't redneck douche bags.

Also gives you a lot of stamina. XC guy + XC girl = hot sex
I like running because I can do it on my own terms and at my own pace. Much better than having some fat 50 year-old redneck son-of-a-bitch football coach yelling at me to go long or pass the ball.
by bryan18 August 16, 2005
Jack White is a buff 6'6" guy from the White Stripes that kicked the shit out of the Von Bondies lead singer after a gig. He had to go to court and got a $1000 fine and community service or something.
the von bondies guy cried like a pussy and took it to court becuz he got his face smashed in
by bryan18 August 05, 2005
Guitarist that is famous for using (and perhaps inventing) 10 finger tapping, even utilizing his thumbs. He wears a KFC bucket on his head and Michael Myers mask covering his face.
I don't care what "GuitarOne" says, I guarantee that Buckethead can tap more notes per second than someone like Yngwie can sweep pick.
by bryan18 August 16, 2005
The best fucking rock amps in the industry.

The loudest amps around without sacraficing tone or sound quality. Used in both the recording studio and at live gigs.

"Here on stage the Marshall noise is piercing through your ears" - Metallica
by bryan18 December 27, 2005
Obviously these are pwncakes made with roflberries.

Commonly served to someone after they have been pwned, with a side dish of stfunewb.
*** gamer1 headshots gamer2 with p228***

gamer1: roflberry pwncakes
by bryan18 August 18, 2005

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