bryan18's definitions

counter-strike

Most addicting video game ever, next to World of Warcraft. Any chick that tells you not to play CS for hours on end can suck a fat one.

Weed, sex, guitars, and counter-strike through high school, then use my dad's money to get me into college.

^^^
the way to live life

by bryan18 September 6, 2005

leif ericsson

a pimp from the 10th century

leif ericsson rox my sox

by bryan18 September 5, 2005

everyone and their dog

Basically, this is a saying used to describe something that a hell of a lot of people have.

For example, saying "everyone and their dog has a Ford Mustang" would be appropriate.

Or take the following conversation:

emo kid: "check out my ears, I just got them tapered, I'm so original"

person with an identity: "everyone and their dog has gauged ears in 2005"

by bryan18 September 5, 2005

dimebag

Dimebag Darrel was a great metal guitarist.

But he's not the virtuoso that the media is making him out to be now that he's been shot to death. Pinch harmonics, fast pentatonic solos, whammy bar dives, killer riffs. He's an awesome metal guitarist, but I'd be lying if I said he's one of the best players I've ever heard.

Also, I know it's supposed to be about the music and not about the image, but the number of posers that have been latching onto Pantera/Damageplan now that he's dead is really annoying. Because Pantera was all about going against the mainstream... the real Pantera fans know what I'm talking about

Dimebag Darrel was a most excellent guitarist

by bryan18 August 24, 2005

kirk hammet

Lead guitarist for Metallica, since 1983. Replaced Dave Mustaine. Gets a lot of shit from Megadeth fans and from idiots who otherwise don't like Metallica. He's a damn good player though.

Kirk Hammett can play faster than you or anyone you know, so think twice before saying that he "sucks", ok?

by bryan18 October 17, 2005

jack white

Jack White is a buff 6'6" guy from the White Stripes that kicked the shit out of the Von Bondies lead singer after a gig. He had to go to court and got a $1000 fine and community service or something.

the von bondies guy cried like a pussy and took it to court becuz he got his face smashed in

by bryan18 September 1, 2005

marshall

The best fucking rock amps in the industry.

The loudest amps around without sacraficing tone or sound quality. Used in both the recording studio and at live gigs.

"Here on stage the Marshall noise is piercing through your ears" - Metallica

by bryan18 December 27, 2005