bruno's definitions

wanker

The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker

by Bruno January 15, 2005

BFiss

Similar to good, spectacular. Means something is perfect.

He's the One.
He's BFiss

by bruno June 27, 2004

woloschuk

an owned man, no longer able to think or act for himself

"Look at that woloschuk being yelled at by his fat ugly girlfriend, and taking it like a bitch"

by bruno December 14, 2003

moisty

A highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) horny.

Dudez, you meet the new girl Karen? Christ she's a moisty.

by Bruno November 9, 2004

Avenue A, Inc.

Somekind of cookie that UrbanDictionary.com is trying to place on my PC.

Hey, Spybot just blocked Avenue A, Inc. from being placed on my computer. Thanks, Spybot!!

by Bruno January 6, 2004

Mung-Nog

Derived from the word Mung, Mung-Nog is a holiday treat to be shared with friends and family during that festive time of the year. Simply follow the directions for "harvesting" your Mung with one slight variation, instead of using your mouth to catch the Mung, use a bucket.
Please note; if you are hosting a large event you may need to harvest your Mung from more than one doner or one very large doner.
Then simply add cinnamon and some of your favorite holiday spirits, heat and serve.
Yours will be the party everyone talks about all year long.

"Damn thats some tasty Mung-Nog, how do you get yours so chunky"?

by Bruno December 20, 2004

foron

The smartest and most physically attractive Madisonians to still be living in their mom's basements.

Holy shit, I ran into a foron in real life and totally creamed my jeans at first sight!

by Bruno January 22, 2005