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Campy cartoon superhero, with powers similar to the rubber guy in the Fantastic Four. Able to stretch and conform his body at will.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
Get the Plasticman mug.01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours?
02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.
03. Brand of high quality work boots.
02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.
03. Brand of high quality work boots.
01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night.
02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."
03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.
02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."
03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
Get the Red Wings mug.Several snotzies held a week-long demonstration in front of a synagog last winter. They should have worn warmer clothes.
by Bruno December 16, 2004
Get the snotzy mug.The smartest and most physically attractive Madisonians to still be living in their mom's basements.
by Bruno January 22, 2005
Get the foron mug.The Venus Butterfly is a MANUAL sex act performed on a female. If you can get ORAL squeezed in there, too, then you are either magic or fucking Plasticman. First thing, the Venus Butterfly requires plenty of lube. Place splayed hands together and approach the vaginal area. Index fingers will surround the clitoris. Third and fourth fingers will enter the vaginal canal. Pinkies will either slide in the anus or fold out of the way (depending on your female's preference.) Gently open and close your hands. This will force your hands in and out of the orifices/ orifii? also appearing as a fluttering butterfly. It will take some practice to perfect, but you will be remembered and thanked upon achieving any measure of adeptness.
Although thought to be either simple g-spot stimulation, or oral sex, you must have the concentration and dexterity of a puppeteer to perform the Venus Butterfly.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
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