bruno's definitions

wanker

The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker

by Bruno January 15, 2005

carpark

(v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.

"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."

"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."

by Bruno September 20, 2004

Avenue A, Inc.

Somekind of cookie that UrbanDictionary.com is trying to place on my PC.

Hey, Spybot just blocked Avenue A, Inc. from being placed on my computer. Thanks, Spybot!!

by Bruno January 6, 2004

Mung-Nog

Derived from the word Mung, Mung-Nog is a holiday treat to be shared with friends and family during that festive time of the year. Simply follow the directions for "harvesting" your Mung with one slight variation, instead of using your mouth to catch the Mung, use a bucket.
Please note; if you are hosting a large event you may need to harvest your Mung from more than one doner or one very large doner.
Then simply add cinnamon and some of your favorite holiday spirits, heat and serve.
Yours will be the party everyone talks about all year long.

"Damn thats some tasty Mung-Nog, how do you get yours so chunky"?

by Bruno December 20, 2004

foron

The smartest and most physically attractive Madisonians to still be living in their mom's basements.

Holy shit, I ran into a foron in real life and totally creamed my jeans at first sight!

by Bruno January 22, 2005

water bra

n. An undergarment that is more for deception, than for support. A creation of Victoria's Secret.
>>Warning<< --Objects in water bra may be smaller than they appear.--

Once we were naked, I saw that I had been tricked by the water bra.

by bruno December 10, 2003

Plasticman

Campy cartoon superhero, with powers similar to the rubber guy in the Fantastic Four. Able to stretch and conform his body at will.

Plasticman was one of the worst cartoons ever, until Plastic Baby, showed up.

by Bruno January 6, 2004