bruno's definitions
Several snotzies held a week-long demonstration in front of a synagog last winter. They should have worn warmer clothes.
by Bruno December 16, 2004
Get the snotzymug. (v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.
"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."
"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
by Bruno September 20, 2004
Get the carparkmug. The Venus Butterfly is a MANUAL sex act performed on a female. If you can get ORAL squeezed in there, too, then you are either magic or fucking Plasticman. First thing, the Venus Butterfly requires plenty of lube. Place splayed hands together and approach the vaginal area. Index fingers will surround the clitoris. Third and fourth fingers will enter the vaginal canal. Pinkies will either slide in the anus or fold out of the way (depending on your female's preference.) Gently open and close your hands. This will force your hands in and out of the orifices/ orifii? also appearing as a fluttering butterfly. It will take some practice to perfect, but you will be remembered and thanked upon achieving any measure of adeptness.
Although thought to be either simple g-spot stimulation, or oral sex, you must have the concentration and dexterity of a puppeteer to perform the Venus Butterfly.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
Get the Venus Butterflymug. by Bruno November 9, 2004
Get the moistymug. by bruno December 14, 2003
Get the woloschukmug. 
Get the BFissmug. by Bruno January 6, 2004
Get the Avenue A, Inc.mug.