bruno's definitions
Campy cartoon superhero, with powers similar to the rubber guy in the Fantastic Four. Able to stretch and conform his body at will.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
Get the Plasticmanmug. (v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.
"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."
"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
by Bruno September 20, 2004
Get the carparkmug. Shoes or boots by Dr. Marten's or Doc Martens. Some of the best footwear in the world- even America.
by Bruno January 6, 2004
Get the docsmug. white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.
Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.
Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.
That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base
Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.
Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.
by bruno June 23, 2004
Get the shmelpmug. 
Get the BFissmug. by bruno December 14, 2003
Get the woloschukmug. by Bruno February 22, 2005
Get the kazakstanmug.