bruno's definitions

Plasticman

Campy cartoon superhero, with powers similar to the rubber guy in the Fantastic Four. Able to stretch and conform his body at will.

Plasticman was one of the worst cartoons ever, until Plastic Baby, showed up.

by Bruno January 6, 2004

moisty

A highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) horny.

Dudez, you meet the new girl Karen? Christ she's a moisty.

by Bruno November 9, 2004

docs

Shoes or boots by Dr. Marten's or Doc Martens. Some of the best footwear in the world- even America.

Damn- I just scuffed my new Doc's!!

by Bruno January 6, 2004

BFiss

Similar to good, spectacular. Means something is perfect.

He's the One.
He's BFiss

by bruno June 27, 2004

woloschuk

an owned man, no longer able to think or act for himself

"Look at that woloschuk being yelled at by his fat ugly girlfriend, and taking it like a bitch"

by bruno December 14, 2003

water bra

n. An undergarment that is more for deception, than for support. A creation of Victoria's Secret.
>>Warning<< --Objects in water bra may be smaller than they appear.--

Once we were naked, I saw that I had been tricked by the water bra.

by bruno December 10, 2003

shmelp

white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.

Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.

That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base

Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.

by bruno June 23, 2004