bruno's definitions

BFiss

Similar to good, spectacular. Means something is perfect.

He's the One.
He's BFiss

by bruno June 27, 2004

woloschuk

an owned man, no longer able to think or act for himself

"Look at that woloschuk being yelled at by his fat ugly girlfriend, and taking it like a bitch"

by bruno December 14, 2003

snotzy

A neo-fascist with a cold and runny nose.

Several snotzies held a week-long demonstration in front of a synagog last winter. They should have worn warmer clothes.

by Bruno December 16, 2004

Red Wings

01. One of the finest hockey teams known to man. Headquartered in Detroit, MI, USA and captained by Steve Yzerman- a living legend of on-ice talent, leadership, and courage. My team has 10 Stanley Cup winning seasons- does yours?

02. Performing cunnilingus upon a menstruating female.

03. Brand of high quality work boots.

01. Brendan Shanahan and the Red Wings sure lit up the Avs, last night.

02. When asked, "Why would you want to 'earn your red wings'?," I have to hitch up my pants and say, "Sometimes, a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."

03. My old pair of 'steel-toed' Red Wings could withstand 75 lbs. dropped from 20 ft.

by Bruno January 6, 2004

shmelp

white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.

Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.

That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base

Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.

by bruno June 23, 2004

Plasticman

Campy cartoon superhero, with powers similar to the rubber guy in the Fantastic Four. Able to stretch and conform his body at will.

Plasticman was one of the worst cartoons ever, until Plastic Baby, showed up.

by Bruno January 6, 2004

docs

Shoes or boots by Dr. Marten's or Doc Martens. Some of the best footwear in the world- even America.

Damn- I just scuffed my new Doc's!!

by Bruno January 6, 2004