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kazakstan 

Borat Sagdiyev's homeland.
"In Kazakstan we love animal too.."

"Then why do you kill them?!?"

"Ehh, for fun."
kazakstan by Bruno February 22, 2005
The smartest and most physically attractive Madisonians to still be living in their mom's basements.
Holy shit, I ran into a foron in real life and totally creamed my jeans at first sight!
foron by Bruno January 22, 2005
The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot
Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker
wanker by Bruno January 15, 2005

Mung-Nog 

Derived from the word Mung, Mung-Nog is a holiday treat to be shared with friends and family during that festive time of the year. Simply follow the directions for "harvesting" your Mung with one slight variation, instead of using your mouth to catch the Mung, use a bucket.
Please note; if you are hosting a large event you may need to harvest your Mung from more than one doner or one very large doner.
Then simply add cinnamon and some of your favorite holiday spirits, heat and serve.
Yours will be the party everyone talks about all year long.
"Damn thats some tasty Mung-Nog, how do you get yours so chunky"?
Mung-Nog by Bruno December 20, 2004
Several snotzies held a week-long demonstration in front of a synagog last winter. They should have worn warmer clothes.
snotzy by Bruno December 16, 2004
A highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) horny.
Dudez, you meet the new girl Karen? Christ she's a moisty.
moisty by Bruno November 9, 2004
(v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.
"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."

"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
carpark by Bruno September 20, 2004