17 definitions by bruno
Shoes or boots by Dr. Marten's or Doc Martens. Some of the best footwear in the world- even America.
by bruno January 6, 2004
The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot
by bruno January 15, 2005
(v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.
"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."
"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
by bruno September 20, 2004
by bruno February 23, 2005
The smartest and most physically attractive Madisonians to still be living in their mom's basements.
by bruno January 22, 2005
white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.
Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.
Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.
That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base
Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.
Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.
by bruno June 23, 2004
Derived from the word Mung, Mung-Nog is a holiday treat to be shared with friends and family during that festive time of the year. Simply follow the directions for "harvesting" your Mung with one slight variation, instead of using your mouth to catch the Mung, use a bucket.
Please note; if you are hosting a large event you may need to harvest your Mung from more than one doner or one very large doner.
Then simply add cinnamon and some of your favorite holiday spirits, heat and serve.
Yours will be the party everyone talks about all year long.
Please note; if you are hosting a large event you may need to harvest your Mung from more than one doner or one very large doner.
Then simply add cinnamon and some of your favorite holiday spirits, heat and serve.
Yours will be the party everyone talks about all year long.
by bruno December 20, 2004