34 definitions by browngirlsdonttakebs

Loverbating

Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.

Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance

Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance

Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming

Johnny:.... :O)

by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009

Men

people with a penis.

Johnny: Now I know what a men are.
Steve: Yes you do Johnny.

by browngirlsdonttakebs July 3, 2009

anti drug

Not doing drugs or masturbating

Johnny: The internet is my anti drug

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 24, 2009

Pervert

Someone who goes around making jokes at other people being very crude and pornographic thinking they are being funny or making a pass at someone and being very nasty with horny jokes

perverts

browngirlsdonttakebs

by browngirlsdonttakebs May 6, 2009

Sexturbating

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 21, 2009

Goose feathers

To let things like insults slide off like the feathers of a goose,so some one could forget the insults forever.

Unless someone calls a man a cunt

Greg:I'd let people's insults slide off me like goose feathers...until that girl called me cunt what the fuck?
Johnny: haha yeah for seral...
Greg: ...

by browngirlsdonttakebs February 20, 2009

Horny-tard

Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.

Horny-tard

Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral

Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

by browngirlsdonttakebs June 10, 2009