Tony Conigliaro

The embodiment of the squandered hopes of generations of Red Sox fans. Tony C., born in Revere MA, was the a star player of the Sox' "Impossible Dream" team in 1967 and was hit in the eye with a pitch, taking him out for a year and a half. He made a good comeback the year of his return but because of the injury he was never the same. Later he had a heart attack from which he never recovered fully and died while in a coma in 1990. The Red Sox have since instituted the Tony Conigliaro award for players who have overcome adversity, and Major League Baseball started making helmets with the now standard protective earflap.

Tony Conigliaro broke the American League record as the youngest player to reach 100 home runs.

by Brooksie May 30, 2006

Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

your mom goes to college

well, my grandmother really did go to college... is that bad?

I came to urbandictionary.com looking for the meaning behind this insult, and no one knows, making it the most retarded insult, ever.

by Brooksie March 21, 2005

socom 2

The guy above me still can't be good at SOCOM even though it takes no talent.

I don't like SOCOM 2 because I suck at it. I'd rather play Counter-Strike and beat off to Hentai

SOCOM 2 > urbandictionary.com

by Brooksie October 18, 2004

socom 3

The third installment to the hit series, SOCOM 3: US Navy SEALs will have a much more immersive single player. It features streaming technology in which the levels will be 10 times larger, enemies will be in much more abundance, and hopefully a better framerate.

New features include full weapon customization, an array of vehicles modified for war (hummer, SOC-R assault boat, or as simple as a truck with mounted machine gun), swimming and going underwater, new teammate commands, and 32 player online with new game modes.

SOCOM 3 will be the most kick ass game the PlayStation 2 will ever see.

by Brooksie August 29, 2005

skeet trap

1. Any place where your skeet can land and be contained within. This includes the mouth, female genitalia, or the anus.

2. A device used in shotgun sport shooting that launches orange clay discs.

1. Tommy blew it in Jimmy's skeet trap, and I ain't talkin' 'bout his mouth either.

2. I think that skeet trap is broken- my clay birds aren't launching.

by Brooksie October 17, 2005

Cocaine Cowgirl

A girl that makes you feel AMAZING while you have her, but she always leaves you wanting more and in the end, she disappears.

Snowblind: I think I'm falling for Betty, man.

Straight: Don't, dude. She's a Cocaine Cowgirl. Just enjoy it while it lasts and try not to miss it when it's gone.

by Brooksie January 25, 2011