brooksie's definitions

Tony Conigliaro

The embodiment of the squandered hopes of generations of Red Sox fans. Tony C., born in Revere MA, was the a star player of the Sox' "Impossible Dream" team in 1967 and was hit in the eye with a pitch, taking him out for a year and a half. He made a good comeback the year of his return but because of the injury he was never the same. Later he had a heart attack from which he never recovered fully and died while in a coma in 1990. The Red Sox have since instituted the Tony Conigliaro award for players who have overcome adversity, and Major League Baseball started making helmets with the now standard protective earflap.

Tony Conigliaro broke the American League record as the youngest player to reach 100 home runs.

by Brooksie May 30, 2006

jubba

A male who enjoys dancing on podiums whilst drinking raspberry and vodkas. Often seen in random night clubs in the vicinity of westfield southland. A dodgey character at the best of times.

Look at Jubba, slaughtered again and dancing to 'dirty'.

by brooksie September 1, 2003

Cocaine Cowgirl

A girl that makes you feel AMAZING while you have her, but she always leaves you wanting more and in the end, she disappears.

Snowblind: I think I'm falling for Betty, man.

Straight: Don't, dude. She's a Cocaine Cowgirl. Just enjoy it while it lasts and try not to miss it when it's gone.

by Brooksie January 25, 2011

stud light

Bud Light, but for studs.

Travis, Will, Mat, Rich, and Joe all brought Stud Lights to the party.

by Brooksie December 9, 2008

Dragonball Z

Also Known As Seizure

Wow, I yelled at that one retarded kid in the wheelchair and I gave him a Dragonball Z.

by Brooksie October 19, 2004

Socom 2

SOCOM 2: US Navy SEALs is a tactical military squad shooter exclusively for the PlayStation 2. It is created by Zipper Interactive and supported/published by Sony.

The game attempts to mock missions SEALs would actually carry out, which ultimately ends up with the SEALs fighitng the terrorists of the world in war-torn environments, or other terrorist infested areas.

It's third-person view makes it unique from other shooters. What makes it such a huge success is it's outstanding online mode.

In conclusion, SOCOM 2 pwns.

-I like Counter-Strike because it's fun!
-Your queer! SOCOM is for REAL MEN!

by Brooksie August 29, 2005

Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005