3 definitions by brokebutstilldrinking

Gropeandhope

To grab a women's breast and hope she will reciprocate instead of macing you.

Just as I was about to exit the car I thought about using the gropeandhope on her.

by brokebutstilldrinking January 25, 2008

one hour Christian

The people who act as if they are the most religious people on earth for one hour a week. They are perfect for one hour every Sunday and then they sin like everyone else for the rest. But they will be the first to call you out on all your own misdoings.

While in the strip club, I bumped into a one hour Christian from my church.

by brokebutstilldrinking February 13, 2008

list giver

Someone who lacks money to buy proper gifts during the holidays. Instead of buying gifts, they simply make a list of the things they thought of purchasing for others.

Santa arrived to give the children all their presents. When the list giver arrived he explained to each child, individually, of the toys he wanted to bring them.

by brokebutstilldrinking January 28, 2008