1 definition by brit girl.

American

A person whos from america, heres some ways of spotting one:
1. their mostly obese. (all the burger king food)
2. they have the dumbest accents.
3. they always seem to think that their the best people ever. (they arent)
4. they have money called 'dollars'
5. they over-tip
6. they have an obbession with fast foods including, burgers, chips (which they call 'fries')(also called freedom fries), thats about it.
7. half of them are christian physcopaths.
8. their president is a total nutter, (millions of people hate him) and hes called bush, =.= nuf said.
9. they think all muslims are terrorists.

fat american1: hey! wanna go get some burgers and fries?
fat american2: yeah sure!
fat american3 sees a man with a towl on his head: HOLY MOLY ITS A TERRORIST!!!!!! D:
guy with towl on head: <_< oh great.
fat american1&2&3 call '911'
THERES A TERRORIST AND HES GONNA KILL US , HE HAS A BOMB, ITS A REPEAT OF 9/11,

fat-ass 'cops' come: FREEZE!
towl headed guy: O_o i was just getting some burgers...
fat-ass 'cops' get out pepper spray and spray man in face, pushing him into the police car: your going away for a loong time!
towl headed guy: oh ffs this is the 7th time this week. =.=

by brit girl. August 30, 2010