brian x's definitions

Pole smoker

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

by Brian X July 1, 2003

two buck chuck

Charles Shaw -- a dirt-cheap (but better than you'd expect) wine you can get at Trader Joe's for $2 a bottle in Cali. A little more expensive elsewhere.

Let's see. we got the PBR, the two-buck Chuck, burgers and fries from Mickey D's... Okay, go let Queen Elizabeth in for dinner, now, Laura.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Samuel Adams

American beer the way it's supposed to taste, or one interpretation thereof.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

malt liquor

Cheap, overly strong beer, often found in poor neighborhoods in 40 oz bottles. Can occasionally be good; usually isn't.

And then there was the guy who couldn't tell St. Ives from a Maibock... the sad part is that he had a point...

by Brian X July 1, 2003

calvin and hobbes

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Sinfest

The Bloom County of sex and religion.

Did you read that Sinfest strip? That 'Nique is a hottie in her beatnik beret.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Doonesbury

Washed-up liberal political strip that might be funny something like once a year, but really ran out of gas around 20 years ago. Long since superseded.

by Brian X July 1, 2003