brian x's definitions

slut butts

Marlboro Lights. Apparently all too popular with the lesser grade of woman.

by Brian X August 25, 2003

PBR

Inexplicably popular hipsterbrau.

by Brian X September 15, 2003

Samuel Adams

American beer the way it's supposed to taste, or one interpretation thereof.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

dixie chicks

The up-and-coming bluegrass-punk sensation from California. Used to be a popular country band from Texas before they realized they weren't half the rednecks their audience were. Still learning how to take a stand and stick with it, though.

by Brian X May 3, 2003

Religious Right

A bunch of extreme right-wing headcases who think that God talks to them (signs of schizophrenia?) and want to return our society to the Middle Ages. Noted mainly for racism, misogyny, and a complete lack of independent thought.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Bloom County

The greatest political comic strip ever. Gave the world Opus the Penguin and disappeared after the first Bush administration.

Berkeley Breathed, where the hell have you gone?

by Brian X July 1, 2003

buttered bun

aka sloppy seconds. Though this one goes back a few hundred more years.

by Brian X June 24, 2003