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Friend Of Bill

Archaic 1990s slang for a liberal celebrity with a personal connection to former President Bill and current Senator Hillary Clinton. Examples include Barbra Streisand, Carly Simon, and a good number of other well-known Hollywood types. Distinguished from true progressives by being largely a bunch of rich, connected limousine liberals.
by Brian X September 28, 2003
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limousine liberals

Wealthy people whose political beliefs are nominally on the left side of the spectrum, but tend to have a rather hypocritical view of liberal agendas, being happy to write checks but unwilling to support them once they start affecting their private schools and gated communities.
Limousine liberals are the kind that silly old saying refers to when it says "if you're not a conservative by 30 you have no brain". If you're going to be a knee-jerk NIMBY, you may as well be a conservative, no matter how you vote.
by Brian X September 28, 2003
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tremphlicator

A device used in cases of abnormal uvula bifurcation and associated complications.
by Brian X September 28, 2003
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Bill O'Reilly

A professional bully with an "angry regular guy" schtick employed by Fox News. His main virtue is that he actually thinks for himself, unlike many other prominent conservative personalities; unfortunately, that virtue is lost in the knee-jerk hatemongering, bullying behavior, and frequent and well-documented lying that he does.
I want to respect Bill O'Reilly, I really do, but what nice things can you say about a guy who tried to browbeat the son of a 9/11 survivor just because he was against the Iraq war?
by Brian X October 2, 2003
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zero tolerance

A punishment by the inane for the inane.
When you need a pair of needlenose pliers and you use a hammer... that's zero tolerance.
by Brian X October 8, 2003
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Heavy Lourde

A Canadian 16-ton -- sorry, 14515kg -- weight.
You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and Homsar getting smashed. Again.
by Brian X December 14, 2003
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dixie chicks

The up-and-coming bluegrass-punk sensation from California. Used to be a popular country band from Texas before they realized they weren't half the rednecks their audience were. Still learning how to take a stand and stick with it, though.
by Brian X May 3, 2003
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