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Crate and Barrel

A kitchen store for people who can't cook.
So I went to Crate and Barrel and got some placemats and glasses and dishes and silverware... what do you mean I need a stove too?
by Brian X July 9, 2003
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reinheitsgebot

A somewhat overrated Bavarian beer purity law requiring beer to be made from barley, water, hops, yeast, and nothing else. Kept southern German beer at a high standard until 1987, and still honored by German brewers today even though the EU forced its repeal, but ran lots of northern German brewers (who made funky Belgian-style beers) out of business.
by Brian X July 9, 2003
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plan 9

1. Shorthand for the Bela Lugosi/Ed Wood movie that held the title "Worst of all Time", even though "Manos" was worse and "Battlefield Earth" eclipsed it.
2. The sequel to Unix. Nobody's ever heard of it, but apparently it's pretty cool.
by Brian X May 3, 2003
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Sinfest

Did you read that Sinfest strip? That 'Nique is a hottie in her beatnik beret.
by Brian X July 1, 2003
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barratry

The abuse of lawsuits and the legal system to harrass or intimidate a victim. A popular pastime in the United States.
Both the RIAA and the Church of Scientology have broken new ground in the field of barratry.
by Brian X August 27, 2003
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Pole smoker

A person who prepares kielbasa. (Think about it...
Well, he was talking about some kind of sausage, and his last name is Pienkowski...
by Brian X July 5, 2003
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psychic

A person with a supernatural talent for finding money.
by Brian X September 15, 2003
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