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East Northport

A small hamlet in the Town of Huntington on the North Shore of Long Island. The area now known as East Northport was originally known as Larkfield. When the Long Island Railroad decided to expand it's branch to Port Jefferson, they relocated the Northport train station to it's current location on Larkfield road. They chose to keep the name as Northport, and rename the original station Old Northport. Conductors would refer to the new station as "East Northport" because the station was east of the original Northport. Eventually the Old Northport station was closed, and the spur removed (you can still follow it, along BOCES, through the woods, and the station was where the lumber yard is just past 25a). The name "East Northport" stuck and replaced Larkfield.

East Northport shares it's schools with neighboring Northport. Despite having a Northport Address, Northport High School technically sits on East Northport land. There is a small pocket of residents that live west of Elwood road in East Northport that have to drive right past Pulaski Road Elementary School and go to Dickinson Avenue Elementary School, which is also in East Northport. Dickinson Avenue Elementary School gradutes students to Northport Middle School, further confusing the mess.

The cost of living in East Northport is much lower than living in Northport, although some areas are much nicer than other areas in Northport.

East Northport extends from 25a to the north, Town Line to the east, Elwood to the west, and Jericho Turnpike to the south. East Northport is home to the "Grids" which are nothing more than tiny houses on tiny lots jammed in next to each other.

East Northport is home to such fine establishments such as Larkfield Lanes, Wendy's, both 7-elevens, and an awesome dollar store.

The East Northport Public Library was the first Library in the nation to include a cafe.

East Northport's a better place to live than Northport.

by Brian April 20, 2009

The Dark Side

The technical side of theatre. Including (but not limited to): Light design/board, spot op, sound board, backstage crew, set desingn/construction etc. Called the dark side because of techies affinity for the dark, and that they dont spend as much time actually in their bright lights than the actors.

I turned to the dark side a two years ago and plan to stay there throughout high school.

by Brian September 1, 2005

ass-fuckable

A woman who is so sexually attractive that you'd have anal sex with her.

Check her out! She's ass-fuckable!

by Brian June 1, 2005

garage hopping

going from one house to another stealing alcohal

Me and jack got some beer garage hopping last week

by brian August 16, 2004

650

Area code in the Bay Area. located on the peninsula pretty much inbetween San Francisco (415) and San Jose (408). Sometimes called "West Bay" although there's really no such thing.

Some cities cities in 650 are:
SAN CARLOS, Burlingame, East Palo Alto, Los Altos, Menlo Park, Millbrae, Pacifica, Palo Alto, Redwood City, San Bruno, and San Mateo. Sorry if I forgot some

Belmont is also in 650, although it is one of the crappiest cities ever.

I've lived in 650 since '93, in San Carlos. Hella tight area, though 619's not bad.

by brian December 21, 2005

Asaeo

false! (used emphatically).
Also used to negate any previous comment in conversation.

Also: Asae (a-say) short

"You owe me 20 bucks from the bar last night."
"OH, Asaeo!"
"Asaeo to your asaeo. You never paid up."

by Brian October 25, 2004

jsyk

Internet lazy phrase: "Just so you know..." Simply invented to save keystrokes.

jsyk, i rarely stay up past midnight.

by Brian February 19, 2005