brian's definitions

urbanize

to put a word in urbandictionary.com

Upon realizing that that tittage was a very good word, Alex was fast to urbanize it.

by Brian August 20, 2003

dirty stank ho

Just what it says. A dirty, smelly, whore.

Your mother is a dirty stank ho!

by Brian July 9, 2003

Jayhawk

I was at that game man, GO KU! The Kansas Mascot.

Rock Chawk JAYHAWK go KU

by Brian June 26, 2003

jiggetycrap

Used to sound like an old man mocking new stuff, especially new technology.

That confangled new iTunes uses some weird format, it's all jiggetycrap.

by Brian March 16, 2004

schmang

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

by Brian October 5, 2004

Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

by Brian February 21, 2005

Cipher Z Omega Four

Some moron thing on a fake ID card.

Those morons they have Cipher Z Omega Four

by Brian December 3, 2003