brian's definitions

flip

To roll, as in a joint or a blunt.

Person 1: What are you doing
Person 2: I was about to go flip a joint
Person 1: Don't bother, I just flipped this blunt
Person 2: spark that shit up then!

by Brian June 4, 2008

Fadda

Father

Yo Fadda come here!

by Brian May 31, 2003

baritone syndrome

Also known as BS. A medical condition developed from playing marching baritone in a band. Symptoms include sore back, what looks to be an inverted hunchback, and a pinky finger on the right hand with a big callous and a mind of its own.

Dude, is that kid trying to limbo or does he have baritone syndrome.

by Brian April 20, 2005

winders

Redneck Version of "Windows". The glassy things that you can normally see through that fill in some of the big holes in the walls of you house or mobile home. The other things are called doors.

Cletus cleaned the winders to ours new trailer.

by Brian November 5, 2003

The City

I guess if you live in or around a city, to you that is THE city. And where I live, the Bay Area, San Francisco is THE city. Not Oakland, not San Jose, not Foster City (even though it has "city" in its name), but San Francisco. And no one I know here calls it "Frisco"

Guy 1: hey I'm going into the city this Saturday, wanna come?

Guy 2: depends. what city?

Guy 1: San Francisco dumfuck! What did you think I ment, Boise fucking Idaho???

Guy 2: you could have been talking about San Jose...

by brian July 16, 2005

Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe

think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee

by Brian February 4, 2005

crypt keeper

the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.

paul, where is my money....
{paulits in the mail, i swear on my life!

by Brian April 22, 2005