brian's definitions

SWF

Acronym standing for Single White Female, an abbreviation often used in personal ads

SWF, age 43, looking for long walks on the beach and a place for my 73 cats to live.

by Brian February 17, 2004

Asaeo

false! (used emphatically).
Also used to negate any previous comment in conversation.

Also: Asae (a-say) short

"You owe me 20 bucks from the bar last night."
"OH, Asaeo!"
"Asaeo to your asaeo. You never paid up."

by Brian October 25, 2004

jsyk

Internet lazy phrase: "Just so you know..." Simply invented to save keystrokes.

jsyk, i rarely stay up past midnight.

by Brian February 19, 2005

ass-fuckable

A woman who is so sexually attractive that you'd have anal sex with her.

Check her out! She's ass-fuckable!

by Brian June 1, 2005

mean

MEAN- Pounding or intake of substances;Preferably Illegal Substances.

Myself:You getting mean over there?
Mc: Yah we are getting fucking mean, I just shot guned 18 beers, Sully is rolling something up with a wrap .. Come get fucking mean dudde!!!!

by Brian June 19, 2006

ball-face

This is a term refering to a person who has had BALLS written on their forehead while sleeping.
Example1: In the movie Garden State the main character gets doped up and wakes up with BALLS written on his forehead in permenant marker
Example2: My friend Mellisa (ball-face) who fell asleep while watching garden state, thus requiring us to endow her with the same marking.

"Gee, ball-face (Mellisa) hasn't called me in forever..." friend-"Maybe its cause you keep calling her ball-face?"

by Brian March 7, 2005

ass helmet

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass

hold him down while i give him an ass helmet

by brian November 1, 2004