brian's definitions

3-eyed turtle

thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, dick in mouth

example my ass...

by brian December 22, 2003

650

Area code in the Bay Area. located on the peninsula pretty much inbetween San Francisco (415) and San Jose (408). Sometimes called "West Bay" although there's really no such thing.

Some cities cities in 650 are:
SAN CARLOS, Burlingame, East Palo Alto, Los Altos, Menlo Park, Millbrae, Pacifica, Palo Alto, Redwood City, San Bruno, and San Mateo. Sorry if I forgot some

Belmont is also in 650, although it is one of the crappiest cities ever.

I've lived in 650 since '93, in San Carlos. Hella tight area, though 619's not bad.

by brian December 21, 2005

horse hung

when a guy has a huge penis and is so big it can't stand up so it hangs out from the guys body like a horse's penis does

yo i saw marc's cock and he's definatly horse hung

by brian January 20, 2004

Medieval

1. A period of time most often associated with the dark ages, particularly from the 11th to the 15th centuries.
2. An agressive action, usually in retaliation of an earlier action.

"knights did a lot of crusading in medieval times."
"I'm gonna go medieval on your ass!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

Wizard Anon

Wizard=being who can do magic
Anon=abbreviation for anonymous

"That guy, Wizard Anon, hurt me!"
"What was his name?"

by Brian April 26, 2005

crypt keeper

the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.

paul, where is my money....
{paulits in the mail, i swear on my life!

by Brian April 22, 2005

M

the ESRB rating that stands for Mature, 17+. It basically means it has lots of violence or sex and stuff, and that stores are supposed to check id's when selling the game (unfortunatley, they actually do)

darn that m rating!!! It means I can't sneak out and buy Grand Theft Auto San Andreas at Best Buy. I guess I can try downloading it...

by brian July 12, 2005