brendan's definitions

taliwhacker

Any person or thing who kills, destroys or in anyway insults the taliban or any taliban member by any means.

George Bush is a Taliwhacker

by Brendan May 7, 2005

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003

hunny

A pet name for your girlfriend.

Yo, Hunny get ova here.

by Brendan October 29, 2003

Bump

1. To kill someone
2. To accidentally hit something

1. "I'm sure I bumped him off last year"
2. "I bumped into that table when I wasn't looking and now I need to wear this eye patch"

by Brendan November 11, 2003

Beyonce

Arrogant bitch that ordered that the staff of the Balmoral Hotel (at which she was staying in Edinburg when she came over for the '03 Euro MTV Awards) not make eye contact with her at all.

Jay Z's ho

by Brendan November 11, 2003

emotion

1.A mental state that arises spontaneously rather than through conscious effort and is often accompanied by physiological changes; a feeling.
2.A state of mental agitation or disturbance.
3.The part of the consciousness that involves feeling; sensibility.

1.The emotions of joy, sorrow, reverence, hate, and love.
2."He spoke unsteadily in a voice that betrayed his emotion"
3."The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect"(Isaac Bashevis)

by Brendan November 12, 2003

northside

eastside? hell no.
westside? hell no.
northside? oh yeah!

my dawg santa

by Brendan November 12, 2003