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calm the ham

''Calm the ham man''
by Brendan April 7, 2003
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Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)
''Grant put your wee man away''
by Brendan April 6, 2003
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July 18th

My birthday. Don't forget to get me a present.
by Brendan October 4, 2003
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g33k

The worst rank of geek. A geek that thinks they're cool because they're '1337'. However, most g33ks seem not to be aware that ones level of 1337|\|355 is inversely proporsional to ones chances of getting a girlfriend.
by Brendan September 13, 2003
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tagalog

Main language of Ian Beatson and the Phillipines.
Mahal kita - I love you
Puntanginamo - **** **** ****** *****
Pukinamo - *** ***** **** ***
by brendan September 17, 2004
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Paris

Largest and capital French city.
''Paris is known widely as the world capital of art and culture''
by Brendan September 19, 2003
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Lemon

1. A gay gurl,
often hot,
but sometimes not,
she'll go for the furry cup,
and ruffle her girlfriend up,
then she'll start kissing her and feeling her insides,
then its time for the strap on and penetration deep inside
2. A citrus fruit
1. TATU,
Luceal + Tang
2. ''dat lemonade sure woz good''
by Brendan April 6, 2003
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