brendan's definitions

powder

Fresh snow on a mountainside. Soft and fluffy stuff.

Snowboarder: "Yay! Powder day!!!"

by brendan September 5, 2004

Kobe Style

A sex position were u bend the bitch over chair and do her in the ass/pussy

Kobe- bend over bitch, or ill make u
Ho- Ok big daddy which chair u want me to use

by Brendan May 6, 2005

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003

sha na na na

Originated from the sound made at the closing of the "Family Ties" theme song. Used after something incredibly dynamic or cool is said or done.

Your friend: "Hey, so I ran into the ho Carly. You know, the one who gave Kirk herpes. Yeah, I told her she smells."
You reply: "Sha na na na!"

by Brendan April 28, 2003

granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

by brendan July 22, 2004

fatty confusion

What fat people who try to lose weight get when they can't lose weight. A state of confusion, anger, and self pity. People with this disorder will despise fit people and sometimes even cry at night - some however just don't look into the reasons why they're not losing weight and complain, often giving the excuse "I have really slow metabolism" or something like that. Fatty confusion is 99% of the time primarily due to lack of knowledge on how to lose weight but in some cases people actually do have very slow metabolism or other disorders which prevent them from having an ordinary or low body fat level.

1. ...and then we departed and I went to the check out line and the clerk was like "OMG WHY!? WHY? WHY SO MANY EGGS!?" and I"m liek "its not that much it'll last me like 2-3 days tops" and she's liek "wha!? why? WHY SO MUCH WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH!?" and I"M like "well I'm trying to put on weight" and she's liek "your trying to put on weight yet you buy fat free cheese?" I'm like "I wanna put on good weight not fat weight" and ramein happens to be right next to me in the same check out line with his mom and is like "lean body mass..... you definitly know what your doin you put on a SHITLOAD of size.. and I mean ALOTTTT of size since I remmeber you first started lifting.." and his mom looks at me and goes "oh no another one.." and I"m liek "what?" and she's liek "its so hard living with him he eats so much!" and I"M liek "hahaha ya so do I he really eats alot?" and she's like "TONSSSSS!! he doesn't stop!" and the clerk was like cuase she was really fat and didn't undedrstnad why this kid ate so much and his body fat was so low..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! - Taken from the memoirs of ReSpAwN DeMoN
2. That bitch gave me the fatty confusion look and tried to act all "ive got a more important job than you" on me.

by brendan November 21, 2004

kad

it originated in the tengshoi army ranks. a famous japanese old day ninja death squad. the word 'kad' is short for kadimoto, which in old emperialistic terms mean the mighty warrior

you killed 12 people on a killing raid your so kad

(when they returned from a killing raid)

by brendan April 18, 2005