brendan's definitions

Brimari

A sweet and funny woman from NewYork City who is a elite haxer on NeoVortex's server.

* Mari kicked Brendan out of the channel (PONG!)

by Brendan March 13, 2004

C9

C9 LMG (Light Machine Gun), or C9A1, is the Canadian equivalent to the M249 SAW, with a few differences. It has no heat shield, a different butt with a butt grip, and the carrying handle is slightly different. It also has a picatinny rail mount with a 3.4x Optical sight on top. It is used as a section support weapon, there are two assigned per section.

Always perform a safety precaution on your C9 before you field strip it!!

by Brendan September 19, 2004

Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

1337

The term 1337 is just an abreviation of Elite.

1 R T3h 1337 j00 f4g!

by Brendan July 23, 2006

haine

iFr./i Hate

La Haine - A French film looking at the goings on in a Paris suburban ghetto (starring Vincent Cassel, Hubert Koundé and Saïd Taghmaoui).

by brendan May 31, 2004

short end of the stick

A small cock

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"

by brendan June 27, 2004

NO2

Nitrous Oxide
1. Used in vehicles as a boost in speed but is street illegal.
2. Bodybuilding supplement; designer creatine.

1. NO2's in the boot.
2. NO2 doesn't work any better than standard creatine monohydrate.

by brendan September 20, 2004