brendan's definitions

C/F

Cocky/funny. A personality trait.

u gotta show ur C/F attitude to get that girl

by brendan May 13, 2004

shady

Short reference to Slim Shady, aka Eminem, aka Marshall Mathers.

''look dawg, Shady's on TV''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

g33k

The worst rank of geek. A geek that thinks they're cool because they're '1337'. However, most g33ks seem not to be aware that ones level of 1337|\|355 is inversely proporsional to ones chances of getting a girlfriend.

Andrew Baxter

by Brendan September 13, 2003

Eat My Shorts

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

metric ass ton

an amount too large to measure

That has got to weigh a metric ass ton

by Brendan May 17, 2004

rite

Incorrect spelling of 'write', often used by people that take the short bus to school.

Kid that takes the short bus: ''now i no my a b sees i can rite and count two threE''

by Brendan September 26, 2003

Ketamine

The Boom Ting white powder, wonderful to snort, drink, rectally insert or inject. Gets you fucked, makes you feel like God.

Shove some more goddamned K up my ass

by Brendan December 12, 2003