brendan's definitions

Bam

The city in Iran where 20,000+ people were killed from an earthquake measuring 6.5. Strange how it's only getting about 25% of the news coverage in the UK when the attacks on the World Trade Center, New York got about 95% of the news coverage with 2,500 dead.

"Did you hear about Bam in Iran? Over 20,000 dead. A disaster waiting to happen due to the poor strength of the buildings."

by brendan December 28, 2003

couple of laps

Some sex

I took her for a couple of laps last year. It was good times.

by brendan June 27, 2004

polis

1. Scot's slang for police.
2. Turkish for police.

1. Run ya cunt the polis are comin'

by brendan September 20, 2004

After Shock

Alcoholic beverage; similar alcohol content to vodka but flavoured.

"Wayhay, on the after shock and now I can't see what colour my shoes are"

by brendan September 7, 2004

Cockburger

When you put your penis in between two buns and have your woman eat though the buns then suck your cock.

When u get done with the cockburger..eat the rest of the mayonaise to.LOL

by Brendan March 9, 2005

good morning

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

by brendan July 1, 2004

misfuckinstaken

mistaken, but REALLY FUCKING mistaken.

If she thinks she aint gonna go down on my stinkpole tonite, well she is just misfuckinstaken!

by Brendan January 16, 2003