brendan's definitions

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

Slimpenis

Parody of the name of rapper Slim Shady (Marshall Mathers) used by people who think he is simply a fake ass white boy.

''Hi my name is, Slimpenis''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

gozo.

Some crappy thing that sucks

my gozo is some crappy thing that really sucks.

by Brendan February 21, 2004

black watch

UK army regiment from Perthshire sent into Iraq "triangle of death" as an aid to American troops in the region. This is in the effort to take control of Fallujah, the only city in Iraq remaining under rebel control.

Three soldiers from the Black Watch were killed by a suicide bomber today.

by brendan November 5, 2004

m203

The M203A1 is a 40mm, single shot, breech loaded, pump action, shoulder fired grenade launcher. It is used by both American and Canadian forces. It is mounted under the barrel. It ranges from 100-400m adjustable in 50m increments. The most commonly used rounds are smoke, CS, and HE rounds. It weighs 1.3kg unloaded and 1.8kg loaded depending on the round. It is simple to operate, take apart, and clean.

The M203 Grenadier took out a trench from 350m.

by Brendan September 29, 2004

666!

The number of the excited beast. A variant of the standard number of the beast 666.

666! is 1.010632 x 10^1593. I'm sure you'll agree that this is a very big number and is too big to be shown in full!

by Brendan July 5, 2004

hold up

1. Wait a minute. Used when a new idea has popped into one's head or when one thinks something is a bad idea.
2. A robbery, eg. a bank hold up.

1. 22:18:17 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
its gotta be the hardest one to write a lot about yet, and shes not even taugtht us anything about the line
22:18:19 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
hold up
22:18:24 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
shes not taught us anything full stp
2. You hear about the big hold up down town?

by brendan September 21, 2004